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A year in the life of a Georgia Bull Dog fan....
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:04 am
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:04 am
The calendar for a Georgia fan goes something like this:
January: Lose bowl game (if they're in one; this event often moves back to late December, on the Ocho). Blame refs and one of the coordinators. Declare that the upcoming season is "their year."
February: Declare themselves national recruiting champions. "This class will ensure that we never lose another game."
March: Spring game. Declare this year's new running back "The next Herschel."
April-July: Argue heatedly about the margins of victory in the upcoming season. Debate hotel room locations for the BCS game. Squash any suggestion of failure by repeated references to "talent" and "one of the top programs in the country." Blame repeated player arrests on the media and over-zealous police.
August: Declare an undefeated season is at hand. Extol the virtues of players who couldn't beat lower-tier teams the year before and pass those failures off as aberrations.
September: Lose to South Carolina. Declare this a fluke and scrutinize the future schedule for how to make up a game in the division.
October: Lose to Tennessee. Blame loss on coordinator. Lose to Florida. Rationalize by noting they always lose to Florida, and that Tampa is nice in January.
November: Lose to Auburn. Rip hair out and blame on "dirty football" or "cheating" or both. Call for firing coordinator and a "get-tough" return to "old Georgia football."
December: Lose bowl game (if applicable). Start looking forward to recruiting season.
January: Lose bowl game (if they're in one; this event often moves back to late December, on the Ocho). Blame refs and one of the coordinators. Declare that the upcoming season is "their year."
February: Declare themselves national recruiting champions. "This class will ensure that we never lose another game."
March: Spring game. Declare this year's new running back "The next Herschel."
April-July: Argue heatedly about the margins of victory in the upcoming season. Debate hotel room locations for the BCS game. Squash any suggestion of failure by repeated references to "talent" and "one of the top programs in the country." Blame repeated player arrests on the media and over-zealous police.
August: Declare an undefeated season is at hand. Extol the virtues of players who couldn't beat lower-tier teams the year before and pass those failures off as aberrations.
September: Lose to South Carolina. Declare this a fluke and scrutinize the future schedule for how to make up a game in the division.
October: Lose to Tennessee. Blame loss on coordinator. Lose to Florida. Rationalize by noting they always lose to Florida, and that Tampa is nice in January.
November: Lose to Auburn. Rip hair out and blame on "dirty football" or "cheating" or both. Call for firing coordinator and a "get-tough" return to "old Georgia football."
December: Lose bowl game (if applicable). Start looking forward to recruiting season.
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Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:06 am to Luke
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November: Lose to Auburn. Rip hair out and blame on "dirty football" or "cheating" or both. Call for firing coordinator and a "get-tough" return to "old Georgia football."
beat Tech
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:12 am to Luke
thUGa and thUGa fans... bammer wannabe's without the tradition to back it up.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:13 am to Luke
So what did we do the previous 4 years when we beat Auburn? I'm guessing this is a new calendar...but yet we beat Tennessee. Your calendar sucks FWIW.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:13 am to Luke
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November: Lose to Auburn
Probably would have left that part out seeing as how they have four out of five against us.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:22 am to Luke
gettin' yours in now, huh? good idea because you haven't had much to brag about in a long time and may not for a long time coming. georgia is a little down now; they'll be back. bet your last dollar on that.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:26 am to Luke
Meh C-
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:28 am to Luke
you suck. Go back to being irrelevant now that your investment has graduated.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:33 am to Luke
pointless thread..
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:01 am to Luke
shite's weak, son 
Posted on 2/1/11 at 11:32 am to Luke
Day in the life of an Auburn fan
1. Talk shite about other schools and fan bases due to little brother syndrome
2. Accuse other schools of the very things Auburn and their fans do
3. Act surprised when others respond to their flames and accuse them of being obsessed with AU.
4. Repeat for remainder of calendar year
1. Talk shite about other schools and fan bases due to little brother syndrome
2. Accuse other schools of the very things Auburn and their fans do
3. Act surprised when others respond to their flames and accuse them of being obsessed with AU.
4. Repeat for remainder of calendar year
Posted on 2/1/11 at 2:34 pm to Luke
First of all
frick all yall haters
You obviously no nothing about Georgia football
frick all yall haters quote:
Luke
You obviously no nothing about Georgia football
Posted on 2/1/11 at 8:14 pm to Luke
quote:.
The calendar for a Georgia fan goes something like this:
January: Lose bowl game (if they're in one; this event often moves back to late December, on the Ocho). Blame refs and one of the coordinators. Declare that the upcoming season is "their year."
February: Declare themselves national recruiting champions. "This class will ensure that we never lose another game."
March: Spring game. Declare this year's new running back "The next Herschel."
April-July: Argue heatedly about the margins of victory in the upcoming season. Debate hotel room locations for the BCS game. Squash any suggestion of failure by repeated references to "talent" and "one of the top programs in the country." Blame repeated player arrests on the media and over-zealous police.
August: Declare an undefeated season is at hand. Extol the virtues of players who couldn't beat lower-tier teams the year before and pass those failures off as aberrations.
September: Lose to South Carolina. Declare this a fluke and scrutinize the future schedule for how to make up a game in the division.
October: Lose to Tennessee. Blame loss on coordinator. Lose to Florida. Rationalize by noting they always lose to Florida, and that Tampa is nice in January.
November: Lose to Auburn. Rip hair out and blame on "dirty football" or "cheating" or both. Call for firing coordinator and a "get-tough" return to "old Georgia football."
December: Lose bowl game (if applicable). Start looking forward to recruiting season
still stings getting turned down by UGA admissions?
Posted on 2/1/11 at 8:17 pm to Luke
To be fair, Athens cops do suck
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