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Perfect scenario

Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:56 pm
Posted by tidenumber1
Iuka, MS
Member since Oct 2008
661 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:56 pm
Someone leave Fairley's dorm room open and when Cam walks by he will see Fairley's laptop. He will then steal it Fairley will notice and chase him down the hall. Cam will then throw it out the window thinking he is safe, but Fairley will hit him 4 seconds later driving him into the ground and knocking him out for the remainder of the season.



It could happen.
Posted by xXLSUXx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Oct 2010
10570 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:57 pm to
This.



Make it happen.
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:57 pm to
Fail
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:58 pm to
On a scale of 1 to 14, your joke gets a 0.784
Posted by Woopigsooie20
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
59461 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
38420 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by GB Tiger09
Member since Dec 2009
186 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

On a scale of 1 to 14, your joke gets a 0.784


I give it a 13.99999 and who said it was a joke!!!
Posted by ztucke2
Fort Worth
Member since Oct 2010
2125 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:00 pm to
Posted by BAMABREZE
Huntsville, Al
Member since Jun 2010
531 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:00 pm to
alternate ending:

Dick Fairley hits Fig Newton, 4 seconds late NATURALLY, and they both fly out of the 12th story window and land on CHEEZIT and Trooper Taylor
Posted by ACL11190
DA U IZ BAK
Member since Dec 2007
30043 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:01 pm to
ORRR, how about this?

Cam's dorm catches on fire. Everyone runs out of the dorm. Fairley sees the fire, and tries to body slam it, and catches on FIRE! OMG, I'm not done. Come to find out Cecil accepted 200k from Auburn for his son to be an Auburn Tiger. Turns out the fire never happened, and everything was a dream. BOOOOM.
This post was edited on 11/14/10 at 3:02 pm
Posted by hwnd
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Member since Apr 2010
9624 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:43 pm to
MIND = BLOWN.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107900 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:47 pm to
Posted by Tigah32
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
5721 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

On a scale of 1 to 14, your joke gets a 0.784

plus 13.216
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
Member since Nov 2009
22366 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:50 pm to
ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (yawns)
Posted by Mindenfan
Minden
Member since Sep 2006
4823 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 4:02 pm to
Fairley's tackles are more like "belly flops" than "body slams"
Posted by GenTso
Magrathea
Member since Jan 2007
530 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 4:15 pm to
Has the SEC ever been so obsessed with one team and two players on that team?
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
40237 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 4:18 pm to
don't flatter yourself, you guys are the scandal of the week. luckily when your on probation no one will remember any of your players names.
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
20991 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 4:22 pm to
Perfect scenario is continuing the pattern:

1992-Bama wins national title
1993-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title

2003-Saban wins national title
2004-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title

2009-Bama with Saban wins national title
2010-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title

Not sure how it could possibly happen, but I may die of laughter if it does.
Posted by Z1959
Member since Nov 2010
11 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 5:04 pm to
Posted by BAMAFNZ
Member since Feb 2009
1680 posts
Posted on 11/14/10 at 5:06 pm to
This wont ever happen Newton and Fairly are in cahoots to rule the world
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