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Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:56 pm
Someone leave Fairley's dorm room open and when Cam walks by he will see Fairley's laptop. He will then steal it Fairley will notice and chase him down the hall. Cam will then throw it out the window thinking he is safe, but Fairley will hit him 4 seconds later driving him into the ground and knocking him out for the remainder of the season.
It could happen.
It could happen.
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:58 pm to tidenumber1
On a scale of 1 to 14, your joke gets a 0.784
Posted on 11/14/10 at 2:59 pm to beaver
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On a scale of 1 to 14, your joke gets a 0.784
I give it a 13.99999 and who said it was a joke!!!
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:00 pm to tidenumber1
alternate ending:
Dick Fairley hits Fig Newton, 4 seconds late NATURALLY, and they both fly out of the 12th story window and land on CHEEZIT and Trooper Taylor
Dick Fairley hits Fig Newton, 4 seconds late NATURALLY, and they both fly out of the 12th story window and land on CHEEZIT and Trooper Taylor
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:01 pm to tidenumber1
ORRR, how about this?
Cam's dorm catches on fire. Everyone runs out of the dorm. Fairley sees the fire, and tries to body slam it, and catches on FIRE! OMG, I'm not done. Come to find out Cecil accepted 200k from Auburn for his son to be an Auburn Tiger. Turns out the fire never happened, and everything was a dream. BOOOOM.
Cam's dorm catches on fire. Everyone runs out of the dorm. Fairley sees the fire, and tries to body slam it, and catches on FIRE! OMG, I'm not done. Come to find out Cecil accepted 200k from Auburn for his son to be an Auburn Tiger. Turns out the fire never happened, and everything was a dream. BOOOOM.
This post was edited on 11/14/10 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:49 pm to beaver
quote:
On a scale of 1 to 14, your joke gets a 0.784
plus 13.216
Posted on 11/14/10 at 3:50 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (yawns)
Posted on 11/14/10 at 4:02 pm to ACL11190
Fairley's tackles are more like "belly flops" than "body slams"
Posted on 11/14/10 at 4:15 pm to tidenumber1
Has the SEC ever been so obsessed with one team and two players on that team?
Posted on 11/14/10 at 4:18 pm to GenTso
don't flatter yourself, you guys are the scandal of the week. luckily when your on probation no one will remember any of your players names.
Posted on 11/14/10 at 4:22 pm to tidenumber1
Perfect scenario is continuing the pattern:
1992-Bama wins national title
1993-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title
2003-Saban wins national title
2004-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title
2009-Bama with Saban wins national title
2010-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title
Not sure how it could possibly happen, but I may die of laughter if it does.
1992-Bama wins national title
1993-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title
2003-Saban wins national title
2004-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title
2009-Bama with Saban wins national title
2010-Auburn goes unbeaten, no shot at national title
Not sure how it could possibly happen, but I may die of laughter if it does.
Posted on 11/14/10 at 5:06 pm to Z1959
This wont ever happen Newton and Fairly are in cahoots to rule the world 
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