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I now realize that I hate Texas and most Texans...
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:15 am
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:15 am
Capstone's UTx-themed thread made me thirsty for some Horn tears, so I headed on over to Shaggy Bevo to fill up on the posts during and just after the BCSCG.
Those folks really are an arrogant bunch. They hate everything southern and most anything not considered Texan.
How did a bunch of dirty Mexico-touchers come to be so full of themselves?
Those folks really are an arrogant bunch. They hate everything southern and most anything not considered Texan.
How did a bunch of dirty Mexico-touchers come to be so full of themselves?
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Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:16 am to FTBLFN
They are the largest school in the country in the largest state that at one point was their own country or republic or whatever. Texas has always viewed themselves and different and searapte form everything else culturally so football shoul dbe no different.
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:21 am to FTBLFN
Not everyone who lives in Texas likes TU or their fans. 
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:22 am to parkjas2001
My wife works with this clown from TX who is all about some TX swagga.
He wears boots with dress slacks and carries a wallet with a Sheriff's badge on it (TX Ranger badge)...plus he really goes out of his way to generally give the impression of being a tough guy.
He just gives off the impression of an overweight goober who tries to be something he isn't.
He doesn't like me because I questioned his reason for buying a purple motorcycle (no offense LSU fans).
He wears boots with dress slacks and carries a wallet with a Sheriff's badge on it (TX Ranger badge)...plus he really goes out of his way to generally give the impression of being a tough guy.
He just gives off the impression of an overweight goober who tries to be something he isn't.
He doesn't like me because I questioned his reason for buying a purple motorcycle (no offense LSU fans).
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:24 am to FTBLFN
He prolly doesn't like you cause he's makin a play for your wife. 
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:25 am to MoreOrLes
Texas is GAY 
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:26 am to FTBLFN
Yes, remember their old slogan-- "Texas, It's like a whole other country." I would say it is.
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:52 am to parkjas2001
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at one point was their own country or republic or whatever.
For ten years, the Republic of Texas. But Tennessee men fought in the Alamo and helped Texas win their freedom. Sam Houston who led the charge against Mexico for Texas' freedom served as Governor of Tennessee. So without one of the SEC states, Texas would be part of Mexico.
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:56 am to FTBLFN
Shaggybevo actually gave Bama big ups with a number of posters even calling Alabama the greatest CFB program of all-time. I think they're an alright bunch compared to a lot of the other dickheads on the internet.
This post was edited on 6/30/10 at 10:57 am
Posted on 6/30/10 at 10:57 am to Bench McElroy
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Shaggybevo actually gave Bama big ups with a number of posters even calling Alabama the greatest CFB program of all-time. I think they're an alright bunch compared to a lot of the other dickheads on the internet.
This is good information. I would never have known.
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:00 am to spslayto
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"Texas, It's like a whole other country." I would say it is.
yea...Mexico.
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:03 am to FTBLFN
shaggy bevo is the pussified texas bored you should check out orangebloods.com thats where all the real texas fans hang out
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:06 am to BamaInHsv
What do you call a UT trail boss who has 4 cowboys working for him? A bigamist. :rimshot:
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:10 am to FTBLFN
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They hate everything southern and most anything not considered Texan.
How did a bunch of dirty Mexico-touchers come to be so full of themselves?
Maybe they just like to laugh at fatasses.
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Mississippi weighed in for the sixth year in a row as the fattest state, with 33.8 percent of its adults obese, while Alabama and Tennessee tied for second (31.6 percent). The other top 10, also concentrated in the south, were West Virginia, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Kentucky, Arkansas, South Carolina and Michigan tying with North Carolina for 10th place (29.4 percent).
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:13 am to arrakis
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Maybe they just like to laugh at fatasses.
Any of those illegals fat?
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:22 am to FTBLFN
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How did a bunch of dirty Mexico-touchers come to be so full of themselves?
Join the club. They have been this way for decades.
They forgot long ago where their original "settlers" came from and who bailed their asses out.
Bunch of frickin cowboy posers.
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:49 am to hogminer
OLD, OLD Joke:
Question:
What's the difference between a Coonass and and a horse"s arse.
Answer:
The Sabine River
Question:
What's the difference between a Coonass and and a horse"s arse.
Answer:
The Sabine River
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:54 am to jatebe
Texas size humor....
Guy goes to Dallas on business trip. Checks out a fancy restaurant orders a salad, they bring him a 4 foot wide bowl chock full of goodies, and 1 gallon of Dressing. He calls waiter over,-wants to know about this huge salad. Waiter sex; Sir we do things big in Texas....guy shakes his head. Orders a Hamburger, brings out half a steer on a bun. He freaks out,-calls same waiter; we do things big in Texas, sir.
In a few minutes he needs to go to restroom, waiter tells himvto go out into hallway second door on LEFT. Guy forgets opens door 2nd on the Right, falls in indoor swimming pool hollering.."Dam'n don't FLUSH IT!!
Guy goes to Dallas on business trip. Checks out a fancy restaurant orders a salad, they bring him a 4 foot wide bowl chock full of goodies, and 1 gallon of Dressing. He calls waiter over,-wants to know about this huge salad. Waiter sex; Sir we do things big in Texas....guy shakes his head. Orders a Hamburger, brings out half a steer on a bun. He freaks out,-calls same waiter; we do things big in Texas, sir.
In a few minutes he needs to go to restroom, waiter tells himvto go out into hallway second door on LEFT. Guy forgets opens door 2nd on the Right, falls in indoor swimming pool hollering.."Dam'n don't FLUSH IT!!
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:55 am to RlTde2
Gave us two of the WOAT presidents in our history.
Posted on 6/30/10 at 11:56 am to FTBLFN
coming from a bama fan. Pot, meet kettle
This post was edited on 6/30/10 at 11:57 am
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