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Why does Alabama have a midget on the sideline?
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:17 pm
And no LSU fans, this isn't a thread about Saban... Har Haarrrr.
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Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:18 pm to The Boat
So Nickie isn't the shortest person on the field.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:18 pm to The Boat
bc the germans dont discriminate
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:20 pm to The Boat
Because he gets the job done and we dont discriminate against midgets? I actually passed by him while walking out of one of my classes yesterday morning.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:20 pm to beaver
He is some type of manager for Bama. I have seen him a couple times up at the bar in Auburn for some reason and seems pretty cool.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:21 pm to The Boat
Little Person is the preferred term 
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:21 pm to The Boat
We have always had a midget associated with our program in some fashion. I think it is a family thing and the guys family has a long history of working with the Alabama football program.
When coach Bryant was there we had a midget and I think all of our midgets are related.
When coach Bryant was there we had a midget and I think all of our midgets are related.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:21 pm to Funky Tide 8
So is he a manager? I thought he must do something like that.
My old high school team's manager is a guy who had a stroke so he's kind of not all there mentally, but he gets the jobs done. So that's kind of the same.
My old high school team's manager is a guy who had a stroke so he's kind of not all there mentally, but he gets the jobs done. So that's kind of the same.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:22 pm to beaver
Beaver...what is that thing in your avatar? It looks familiar.
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Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:22 pm to Marines4Auburn
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I have seen him a couple times up at the bar in Auburn for some reason and seems pretty cool.
I bet he can get fricked up for cheap. It can't take that long to saturate that little body with alcohol.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:24 pm to BamaScoop
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:26 pm to BamaScoop
Does he drink the 7 oz. ponies, or the tallboy 16 oz.?
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:27 pm to USMC DAWG
quote:He probably has little man syndrome and drinks 40 ouncers.
Does he drink the 7 oz. ponies, or the tallboy 16 oz.?
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:27 pm to Marines4Auburn
Ya'll are fricked up, man. This thread fails on every level.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:30 pm to BamaInHsv
The story I was told was that UAB was trying to clone Bear Bryant from some of his DNA samples and the experiments didn't go so well and we ended up with a surplus of alcoholic midgets that don;t know very much about football.
This may explain why marine saw him in a bar.
This may explain why marine saw him in a bar.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:30 pm to BamaInHsv
saban hired him. he helps get guys more reps. cause he is so close to the ground. helps him place the ball quicker. get more plays in that way
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:30 pm to BamaScoop
I am picturing his liquor cabinet being those little airline liquor bottles on shelves.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:32 pm to BamaInHsv
I'm a lil jealous of him. Dude's gonna get a sec and nc ring. Probly several of em too.
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:32 pm to 9Fiddy
Does he use shot glasses for highballs?
Posted on 12/9/09 at 7:33 pm to USMC DAWG
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Does he use shot glasses for highballs?
A thimble.
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