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Tebow decides to come out of the closet EVIDENCE

Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:49 am
Posted by John Merlyn
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Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:49 am
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
20940 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:50 am to
Looks like a fairy in that pic.
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:50 am to
cool picture !
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29215 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:52 am to
if that picture is real, then it's only evidence that he's decided to stop shrouding the mystery that he's Jesus.

to hell with walking on water... that brother can FLY.
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9813 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:52 am to
photo shop a tuto on him and have him riding one of the gay bunchie things
Posted by Eternalmajin
Member since Jun 2008
13510 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:53 am to
Yeah, this has to be farked to hell.

eta: will be I mean. Not saying the source is farked.
This post was edited on 11/30/09 at 10:54 am
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:54 am to
I think he was saying, kiss the ring bitches.
Posted by John Merlyn
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:57 am to
quote:

I think he was saying, kiss the ring bitches.




Was it a ring like this?
Posted by Hanrendar
Member since Oct 2007
1698 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 10:59 am to
quote:

if that picture is real, then it's only evidence that he's decided to stop shrouding the mystery that he's Jesus.

It's pretty jesus-like isn't it?
That's the end zone jump pass that our tight end got flattened on right?
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Was it a ring like this?


No it was a real title ring. That ring was bought by Tuberville to show his appreciation to the team, good try though fig.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29215 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:02 am to
yeah, but the real Jesus wouldn't have had an incompletion ;)
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:03 am to
real Jesus doesn't have the SEC rushing TD record from the QB spot. Just sayin'
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29215 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:05 am to
true. all he's got under his belt is tearing the veil in the holy temple... healing the blind.. the paralytics... the dead... feeding multitudes with next to nothing.. covering all of our sins... and teaching the world over 2000 years later how to live and love.

but he doesn't have that SEC rushing TD record from the QB spot... i feel you.

This post was edited on 11/30/09 at 11:06 am
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
20940 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:06 am to
quote:

real Jesus doesn't have the SEC rushing TD record from the QB spot. Just sayin'


Damn, you calling out Jesus?
Posted by jesterJ
Near the Northern Lights
Member since Nov 2009
892 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:06 am to
Jealousy is a terrible disease!
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
149553 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:07 am to
I don't remember that play. Not sure if it's real.

Looks like he just "flicked" a bottle top at someone.
Posted by gatorsimz
cafe risque
Member since Feb 2009
8176 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:10 am to
he looks like he's just hovering.. me and my friend have been waiting for Tim to fly one in for a td and have the first ever flying td. maybe he hinted he will do this in the SECCG with this picture.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
75832 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:13 am to
That's the play where Verne had a Vernegasm thinking the pass had been completed. Premature speculation for 'ol Verne.
Posted by iCardinal
Palo Alto, CA
Member since Sep 2009
61 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:13 am to
If he did come out, I'd for sure be there to console him. I'd have to fight off Riley Cooper, of course, but I'd be there.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 11/30/09 at 11:16 am to
I did see him cry and talk with a lisp.
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