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Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:38 pm
Why do they teach driver's ed and sex ed on the same day at Bama?
They don't want to wear out the mule.
They don't want to wear out the mule.
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:40 pm to MemphisJerk
What is the last thing a GUMP says before crashing his monster truck?
Hey Billy Bob, hold my beer and watch this.
Hey Billy Bob, hold my beer and watch this.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:44 pm to roadGator
Last thing a Florida girl says before losing her virginity?
"Stop it daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!"
"Stop it daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!"
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:45 pm to BamaInHsv
How a AL girl turns on the light after sex...
Opens the camaro door.
So sorry cutie, not you.
Opens the camaro door.
So sorry cutie, not you.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:45 pm to BamaInHsv
How do you get a gump off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:47 pm to roadGator
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How a AL girl turns on the light after sex...
Opens the camaro door.
What's wrong with that? (If you're 16)
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:47 pm to CC Tiger1
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How do you get a gump off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza
Wow, never heard that one before.
Bring it BIG, or don't bother.
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Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:48 pm to MemphisJerk
Not for Bama, but I just read this and its delightful.
Local news is reporting that Ole Miss tore up the turf at Vaught-Hemingway stadium and replaced it with cardboard since the Rebels were so much better on paper.
Local news is reporting that Ole Miss tore up the turf at Vaught-Hemingway stadium and replaced it with cardboard since the Rebels were so much better on paper.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:49 pm to mikedatyger
You havent heard the rest of these jokes before? Where the hell have you been living for the last 15 years?
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:49 pm to CC Tiger1
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How do you get a gump off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza
Blow the dust off that one...
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:50 pm to CC Tiger1
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Where the hell have you been living for the last 15 years?
Sheltered life.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:51 pm to mikedatyger
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How do you get a gump off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza
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Wow, never heard that one before.
Bring it BIG, or don't bother
Are you serious? I think I heard that one in third grade.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:57 pm to CC Tiger1
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How do you get a gump off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:58 pm to Robot Santa
How do you castrate a gump like robot santa? punch his sister in the mouth
Posted on 11/4/09 at 2:59 pm to CC Tiger1
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:03 pm to bigpapamac
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How do you get a gump off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza
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Wow, never heard that one before.
Bring it BIG, or don't bother
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Are you serious? I think I heard that one in third grade.
Sorry I didn't use the sarcasm button.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:04 pm to MemphisJerk
How many Alabama fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
90,001. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, 90,000 to talk about how great the old lighbulb was.
90,001. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, 90,000 to talk about how great the old lighbulb was.
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:07 pm to PsychTiger
good one
Posted on 11/4/09 at 3:09 pm to roadGator
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good one
The best is still:
How many Arkansas fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, there is no electricity in Arkansas.
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