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What Happens When the Average LSU Fan Gets a Beer Poured on Them?

Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:22 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:22 pm
Their net worth doubles.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
69620 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:25 pm to
We know you're there waiting to drink it off.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:33 pm to
There is no possible way to take alcohol from a drunk LSU fan that doesn’t necessitate a rabies shot afterwards.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6972 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:35 pm to
Wet Nutria smell
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
107738 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:36 pm to
Jesus
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
27263 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:41 pm to
Do you guys pour beers on one another before or after you shoot each other?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69932 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:44 pm to
Is the beer domestic or imported?
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47543 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 2:45 pm to
Not a rival
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:02 pm to
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Not a rival


Correct. To have a real rivalry the other team needs to win more often. Going 8-2 over the last 10, 15-5 over the last 20, and 58-27-5 overall is simply an asswhipping.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
47543 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Correct. To have a real rivalry the other team needs to win more often. Going 8-2 over the last 10, 15-5 over the last 20, and 58-27-5 overall is simply an asswhipping.


No care, LK will fix this

And point still stands, we see how much you want LSU fans acceptance
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:08 pm to
Lane is certainly due to beat Alabama. Maybe the sixth time will be the charm.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
107738 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

To have a real rivalry the other team needs to win more often. Going 8-2 over the last 10, 15-5 over the last 20, and 58-27-5 overall is simply an asswhipping.

And yet, here you are again... again.

Posted by Jster15
Member since Aug 2019
3101 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:11 pm to
Imported..in Louisiana just means wet to dry precincts.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:30 pm to
LSU fans: “The SEC Rant is a LSU site!!!!! STTDB!!!!”

Also LSU fans: “STOP POSTING ABOUT LSU!!!!”
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4258 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

What Happens When the Average LSU Fan Gets a Beer Poured on Them?


captdecline rubs another one out.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28140 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 3:49 pm to
I laughed...I like dad humor and shite
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
107738 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

LSU fans: “The SEC Rant is a LSU site!!!!! STTDB!!!!”

Also LSU fans: “STOP POSTING ABOUT LSU!!!!”

I didn't say any of that. You made yourself look like a fricking moron by explaining exactly why you shouldn't be concerning yourself with LSU in another thread that you created about LSU. Like I said, you played yourself... again.
Posted by Woody4daTide9
Member since Sep 2022
1378 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 5:38 pm to
What like imported from Texas or Colorado?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
22960 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 5:38 pm to
The same fanbase that is celebrating a drunken neanderthal going to jail for assault called me a moron.



Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
107738 posts
Posted on 4/13/26 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

The same fanbase that is celebrating a drunken neanderthal going to jail for assault

Again, I didn't say that. I think the LSU fan looks like a fricking moron. You're just trying to pivot away from this ridiculous contradiction that you're caught up in.
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