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John Cohen Appreciation Thread
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:02 pm
As is tradition in the Cohen house, John Cohen has neutered Auburn athletics. Eventually he and Nell will get all the toxic masculinity stomped out or chopped off.
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Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:05 pm to captdalton
Neutered is putting it politely.
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:06 pm to jangalang
Wow. Humble tonight Dingaling?
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:26 pm to RTRnFlorida
I am always humble you old fart.
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:28 pm to captdalton
Thanks Auburn. Signed Miss State fans.
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:45 pm to RTRnFlorida
In the past 12 months Alabama is 8-1 against Auburn in the 6 most watched sports: football, basketball, baseball, softball, gymnastics, and women’s basketball. The only blemish was a loss in women’s basketball.
I am not saying it is related, but Alabama is currently looking for a new women’s basketball coach.
I am not saying it is related, but Alabama is currently looking for a new women’s basketball coach.
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:45 pm to captdalton
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:46 pm to captdalton
April 5 will mark one year since Auburn has beaten Alabama in a men’s sport.
At least WBB was somehow able to split with Alabama.
Aside from that, April 5 would be one year since beating Alabama in virtually any sport.
At least WBB was somehow able to split with Alabama.
Aside from that, April 5 would be one year since beating Alabama in virtually any sport.
Posted on 3/29/26 at 7:51 pm to captdalton
A fun John Cohen fact. John Cohen became Auburn’s athletic director on Halloween. Auburn officially hired him in 10/31/2022.
It was appropriate, Auburn athletics have been a horror show ever since.
It was appropriate, Auburn athletics have been a horror show ever since.
Posted on 3/30/26 at 10:31 am to captdalton
I remember Auburn fans crowing about how they "stole" Cohen from us. We tried to warn y'all. "Sour grapes", they said. We all see who was right now don't we Aubie?
Posted on 3/30/26 at 10:38 am to msudawg1200
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I remember Auburn fans crowing about how they "stole" Cohen from us. We tried to warn y'all. "Sour grapes", they said. We all see who was right now don't we Aubie?
You were right.... Knows how to squeeze money from fans, terrible at results...
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