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If birds are not real, how do you explain this artwork of their sexual congress?

Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:59 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:59 am



Clearly they are old school Protestants engaged in missionary position.
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:00 pm to
kywildcatfanone just went from six to midnight
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:36 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:40 pm to

Is this is what it is like when doves cry*?




Also, I think NIKE just ripped off the tired NorthWestern logo when they cam up with "birds f*ck*ing" graphic




*Prince from Purple Rain

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Posted on 3/16/26 at 3:57 pm to
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Is this what its like when doves cry?

After the male "bird"** hits it and quits it?



Probably.




** Assuming birds are real, of course
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 4:31 pm to
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** Assuming birds are real, of course


Makes you wonder why Pio disappeared!

If the birds were all wiped out in the Cold War of the 1950's it makes sense they would want to "vanish" poor Pio before he could get more traction.




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Posted on 3/16/26 at 4:35 pm to
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Bird Drones of North America

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 4:41 pm to
Got distracted by this cover


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Posted on 3/16/26 at 4:47 pm to


Still, all the chlorine can't be good for that fabric.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 4:49 pm to

Some old school platforms on this chick!


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Posted on 3/16/26 at 4:49 pm to

Speaking of songs and birds!


Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 4:50 pm to


Woman with a bit of meat on her bones is not a bad way to go. Extra cushion for the pushing!
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 4:56 pm to

Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 5:02 pm to
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songs
quote:

birds!
quote:

time

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Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:19 pm to
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*Prince from Purple Rain

LOL.

Thanks for clearing that up for us.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:24 pm to
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kywildcatfanone just went from six to midnight





It's a staple remover and stupid and ugly.
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Lucado
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Posted on 3/16/26 at 10:02 pm to
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sexual congress


My ex-wife accused me of this once.
Posted by VooDude
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Posted on 3/17/26 at 6:57 am to
Nothing’s real unless I’ve seen it. I have a full list, including Paris, kangaroos, and Mars.

Most birds died out in the 1970s and were replaced with mechanical robots with cameras that spy on us.












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