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re: If birds are not real, how do you explain this artwork of their sexual congress?

Posted on 3/17/26 at 12:04 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/17/26 at 12:04 pm to
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Still, all the chlorine can't be good for that fabric.


When I worked film, you got bonus pay for water work. She can buy a new dress with that pay.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/17/26 at 12:07 pm to
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I have a full list, including Paris, kangaroos, and Mars.


There is a Paris in every US state I think, you need to take more car trips

Kangaroos are in zoos

I reach out and touch Mars often ...

Apparently "Energy Bar" is the new candy bar


Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 3/17/26 at 4:40 pm to
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When I worked film, you got bonus pay for water work



Ohh, did you ever work with Mia Goth? I bet she's fun to slap around a little.

Hypothetically.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/17/26 at 7:18 pm to
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Mia Goth?


Does she do porn, she looks dirty?

Did all kinds from big budget to tiny indie but the low end, especially in horror, were probably 2 to 4 scenes from x pornos.
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Posted on 3/18/26 at 9:57 am to
She was in a few slasher films where she played an adult film star (among other things).

Dangerously sexy in that "I'll blow your mind, but I probably won't enjoy it. And I also might stab you." sort of way.



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Did all kinds from big budget to tiny indie

Mr. Grits, you continue to amaze me.

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/18/26 at 11:17 am to
Live long enough and you will have all kinds of history. Everybody wants a grunt to do the work so always able to find employment.

I was thinking "dirty" like the chick form the "Cape Fear" remake (color version).
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Posted on 3/18/26 at 2:17 pm to
Amorous Congress is a great band name.
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:55 am to
This porn has been RA'd
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 12:17 pm to
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This porn has been RA'd


As it should be. The old peenis tongue was way less obvious than these fornicating birds. Whoever was responsible shout be turned into a toad and sent to Toad Suck Ferry where they will be the pitcher, not the catcher.

PS, if you happen to be in LEX for a HogBall weekend, I have no way to give you my tickets as too dang tired to go. Getting old is NOT for sissies!

Posted by Lexag
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:22 pm to
This is giving “now kiss”
Posted by Lexag
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 2:23 pm to
Why would he be in me?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 5/15/26 at 3:15 pm to
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Why would he be in me?


It is not all about you, it is about all of us in one cosmic soup.


LEX = Lexington (a city) where the Hogs travel to play the Cats

Lex = Person on the SEC OT who is raising critters, even if birds are not real.
Posted by Drydock
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Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:07 pm to
Posted by apparition of pio
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 9:50 am to
Birds are not real
Posted by Lexag
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 11:03 am to
They aren’t real. They are government cameras to spy on us.
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