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Who is excited to watch NEPOPEARL get smoked by 25+ tonight

Posted on 3/7/26 at 11:37 am
Posted by Steven Pearl Hater
Member since Mar 2026
10 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 11:37 am
This moron couldn’t SNIFF a win on the road if his life depended on it. Does he even survive the off season this year?

Hey siri what podunk town can Auburn expect to lose their NIT game in?

LOSER:
Posted by SmithsAuFan
San Diego, CA
Member since Jul 2013
2086 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 12:09 pm to
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This moron couldn’t SNIFF a win on the road if his life depended on it


Dude owns the SEC best road win this year
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5896 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 12:14 pm to
His hair is amazing
Posted by Stidham8
Member since Aug 2018
10052 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 12:19 pm to
Line is -8.5 alabama

What an embarrassment.
Posted by The Winner
Member since Nov 2016
8302 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 12:20 pm to
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This moron couldn’t SNIFF a win on the road if his life depended on it.


Didnt he beat Florida on the road
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5896 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 12:23 pm to
He did! But I refer you to this link for a really good breakdown of that game and the story of the season since.

RANT says AU hoops DEAD
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
19440 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 12:32 pm to
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Hey siri what podunk town can Auburn expect to lose their NIT game in?

I genuinely laughed out loud at this. Have an upvote.
Posted by Steven Pearl Hater
Member since Mar 2026
10 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 3:42 pm to
Thanks that is my thread and it’s actually perfection.
Posted by STLhog
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2015
19117 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 3:56 pm to
This thread is on the nose
Posted by NotChexMix
9x National Champion
Member since Sep 2025
329 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

This moron couldn’t SNIFF a win
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138245 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 4:26 pm to
Bruce hosed auburn after they paid him millions.

Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
5007 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 4:56 pm to
Raises hand....
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6315 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:03 pm to
It’s Mini Pearl, buddy.
Posted by Hawglicious
Arkansas River Valley
Member since Jan 2022
1342 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:06 pm to
Who is this new poster?
Posted by Steven Pearl Hater
Member since Mar 2026
10 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:19 pm to
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Who is this new poster?


My name is Steven Pearl Hater and as the name suggests I hate Steven Pearl (he sucks).
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20858 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:20 pm to
C’mon man!
With our top 350 ranked 3 point FG defense, we about to pull the upset on the road.

Bama is ranked #1 in made 3 point FGs per game so we are going to break off our hobnail boot in dat arse.
Posted by Steven Pearl Hater
Member since Mar 2026
10 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:47 pm to
Well he is off to a HOT start. That’s a joke he’s not he’s getting throttled as expected.
Posted by NotChexMix
9x National Champion
Member since Sep 2025
329 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:54 pm to
Auburn has the dumbest basketball players in college basketball.
Posted by Steven Pearl Hater
Member since Mar 2026
10 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 7:59 pm to
At this rate NEPOPEARL will lose by 40 so I was close with my initial assessment
Posted by theballguy
Un-PC for either side
Member since Oct 2011
35593 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 8:18 pm to
I really fricking hate Auburn. So this will be sweet.
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