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Alabama gets blown out in Home Opener vs Wazzu

Posted on 2/13/26 at 7:24 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19750 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 7:24 pm
In a Home Opener that about 12 people showed up to watch, Alabama got completely run off their own field by Washington State University.

What a terrible excuse for a program. No wonder Gumps want to talk about their unranked basketball team so much. Zero trips to Omaha in the 21st century..

They should have just put the program down when their own HC got busted for betting…against them

Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
105975 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
5397 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 7:46 pm to



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Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19750 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 7:56 pm to
The epitome of a Gump

If Alabama posts an attendance over 100, they’re full of shite.

Pathetic program, pathetic fanbase.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
94452 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 8:40 pm to
Will Alabama ever be competitive in any sport again?

Sad to see their fall
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
22303 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 8:47 pm to
Ouch
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19750 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Will Alabama ever be competitive in any sport again?

No chance.

Zero titles since the 2017 season and Saban is long gone.

Softball…maybe?
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
83852 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

Will Alabama ever be competitive in any sport again?


LSU hasn't beaten Alabama in football or basketball since 2022.

You fricking losers.
This post was edited on 2/13/26 at 9:03 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19750 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:04 pm to
Was that when you, who begged to be a mod, posted this..?

Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21525 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:12 pm to
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
83852 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Was that when you, who begged to be a mod, posted this..?



Remember when you posted this pathetic shite?



You fricking queer.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20894 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Will Alabama ever be competitive in any sport again?

My former team at bama is currently top 15. That's pretty competitive our best current squad is gymnastics, at a very non competitive 3rd.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19750 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

Remember when you posted this pathetic shite?

After a pathetic fricking Gump made up bullshite about racism all because their pathetic Gumps lost to Brian Kelly?

Sure do!
Posted by Freight Joker
Member since Aug 2019
3862 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

LSU hasn't beaten Alabama in football or basketball since 2022. You fricking losers.


Don’t give these idiots attention
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21525 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:22 pm to
Thank you for letting Alabama fans know they played tonight.

The vast majority of Alabama fans care not one bit about baseball. The university does a woeful job supporting it.

LSU fans’ identity is tied to baseball. They spend an obscene amount of money on it.

Yet Alabama still leads the series against LSU. Just as the laws of nature dictate that the impala is prey for the lion, LSU is prey for Alabama.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19750 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

The vast majority of Alabama fans care not one bit about baseball.

Until they get super hyped about their team making the Super Regionals and bitch up a storm when they get paired up with Wake Forest

Of course, Daddy cleaned up another Gump assbeating
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35499 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:24 pm to
Bama about to enroll a Triple A player next week
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35499 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:27 pm to
quote:

Until they get super hyped about their team making the Super Regionals and bitch up a storm when they get paired up with Wake Forest

Of course, Daddy cleaned up another Gump assbeating



Member when Bama made it to the CWS Finals?

Pepperidge Farm members.


LSU has a commemoration of that appearance displayed in their ballpark.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
21525 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:28 pm to
Regardless of what happens, you will be first to break the news.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35499 posts
Posted on 2/13/26 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

LSU hasn't beaten Alabama in football or basketball since 2022.



We ain't talking about sports here son.


We talking about Pastimes.


True American shite.


Why do you hate American Culture?
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