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Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:55 pm
I hope other posters who have been here longer will add to the list so it can become a true type of guidelines thread so new posters can refer to it for assistance.
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Sad!
Retard / Retarded / You retard, and the classic retart or retarted.
Melt.
Gay, just a single word, or you're gay followed by the ironclad and classic response of "no, you're gay."
Rent free and 24/7.
TLDR or I ain't reading none of all that when any response is more than 10 words.
Dickriding.
Meet me at Sonic.
Oof!
Alter.
You suck with the follow up that can't be successfully deflected of "no, you suck".
You substituted for you're and conversely you're for your and the golden and immediately hilarious your stupid.
Dominate substituted for dominant.
There substituted for their and vice versa.
Inbred and the rare but great inbread.
Your mom- Many variations on this tried and true retort.
Auburn Sux!
LSUx!
Not a good start here, bro.
Post less.
Baw.
Disney Gator.
PIIHB.
I fricked your wife.
Sister Lover / Sister Loving
Mom's Basement - Always a crushing insult because many posters here actually do live in their mom's basement.
K…….keep me posted.
It's Altie.
Jimmies Rustled.
You're tears are delicious.
Bang-Bang Play.
Ticky-Tack.
You're banned and then the follow-up of I've been banded.
Big Mad.
Nostradumbass.
Bad fit for the SEC.
Champions of the off season.
Cuck!
ATPB - As the Plains Burn. (Auburn)
It's an ongoing investigation.
GusBus. (Gus Malzhan)
Lesticles. (Les Miles)
Bert. (Bret Bielema)
Sharkfricker. (Jim McElwain)
Yaw-Yaw. (Ed Orgeron)
tGrind. (Mississippi State related)
tGrindr. (Texas A&M related)
tDecline. (LSU related)
Germans.
REC - Red Elephant Club. (Shadow owners of all referees and entire SEC conference; whispered in fear usually)
Knuckle check.
Wood!
FIFY - Fixed It For You.
Fulmer Cup.
Mark Richt has lost control of [insert what he lost control of]
Print the cups!
Wait 'till next year.
It's a young team.
We back / Next man up.
STTDB!
Jizz Jar.
Vololols.
For you my friend.
RTW?FU!
#notarivalry.
SEC East is weak.
1980. (Georgia related)
Too much Bama in him/her.
Tim Teblow.
The Custody Battle - Nickname of the LSU/Texas Games. Winner gets custody of Aggy.
2020* (Alabama related)
The Running of The Gumps. (Alabama related)
Stealing from Children Cancer Patients / frick Them Kids. (LSU Related)
Stiff Dew.
Jurdin Hair Voodoo / Jurdin Hair Stadium. (Auburn related)
Sloppy Seconds.
Strike Up The Band.
Bammers / Gumps / Updykes / Teabaggers / Tahd. (Alabama)
Oklahomo. (Oklahoma)
Misery Tigers. (Missouri)
ThUGA / Leghumpers / UGAy (Georgia)
Barners / Boogs. (Auburn)
Coonass / Corndogs / Swamp Creatures. (LSU)
'Ole Piss / Landmass. (Mississippi)
t.u. / Teasips. (Texas)
Gaytors / Gayturds / Jorts. (Florida)
Faggies / Aggots. (Texas A&M)
Orange Turds / Pumpkins / Hillbillies (Tennessee)
tFlagship / Flagship. (Arkansas)
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As responses are hopefully added, I'll add them to the main list periodically.
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Sad!
Retard / Retarded / You retard, and the classic retart or retarted.
Melt.
Gay, just a single word, or you're gay followed by the ironclad and classic response of "no, you're gay."
Rent free and 24/7.
TLDR or I ain't reading none of all that when any response is more than 10 words.
Dickriding.
Meet me at Sonic.
Oof!
Alter.
You suck with the follow up that can't be successfully deflected of "no, you suck".
You substituted for you're and conversely you're for your and the golden and immediately hilarious your stupid.
Dominate substituted for dominant.
There substituted for their and vice versa.
Inbred and the rare but great inbread.
Your mom- Many variations on this tried and true retort.
Auburn Sux!
LSUx!
Not a good start here, bro.
Post less.
Baw.
Disney Gator.
PIIHB.
I fricked your wife.
Sister Lover / Sister Loving
Mom's Basement - Always a crushing insult because many posters here actually do live in their mom's basement.
K…….keep me posted.
It's Altie.
Jimmies Rustled.
You're tears are delicious.
Bang-Bang Play.
Ticky-Tack.
You're banned and then the follow-up of I've been banded.
Big Mad.
Nostradumbass.
Bad fit for the SEC.
Champions of the off season.
Cuck!
ATPB - As the Plains Burn. (Auburn)
It's an ongoing investigation.
GusBus. (Gus Malzhan)
Lesticles. (Les Miles)
Bert. (Bret Bielema)
Sharkfricker. (Jim McElwain)
Yaw-Yaw. (Ed Orgeron)
tGrind. (Mississippi State related)
tGrindr. (Texas A&M related)
tDecline. (LSU related)
Germans.
REC - Red Elephant Club. (Shadow owners of all referees and entire SEC conference; whispered in fear usually)
Knuckle check.
Wood!
FIFY - Fixed It For You.
Fulmer Cup.
Mark Richt has lost control of [insert what he lost control of]
Print the cups!
Wait 'till next year.
It's a young team.
We back / Next man up.
STTDB!
Jizz Jar.
Vololols.
For you my friend.
RTW?FU!
#notarivalry.
SEC East is weak.
1980. (Georgia related)
Too much Bama in him/her.
Tim Teblow.
The Custody Battle - Nickname of the LSU/Texas Games. Winner gets custody of Aggy.
2020* (Alabama related)
The Running of The Gumps. (Alabama related)
Stealing from Children Cancer Patients / frick Them Kids. (LSU Related)
Stiff Dew.
Jurdin Hair Voodoo / Jurdin Hair Stadium. (Auburn related)
Sloppy Seconds.
Strike Up The Band.
Bammers / Gumps / Updykes / Teabaggers / Tahd. (Alabama)
Oklahomo. (Oklahoma)
Misery Tigers. (Missouri)
ThUGA / Leghumpers / UGAy (Georgia)
Barners / Boogs. (Auburn)
Coonass / Corndogs / Swamp Creatures. (LSU)
'Ole Piss / Landmass. (Mississippi)
t.u. / Teasips. (Texas)
Gaytors / Gayturds / Jorts. (Florida)
Faggies / Aggots. (Texas A&M)
Orange Turds / Pumpkins / Hillbillies (Tennessee)
tFlagship / Flagship. (Arkansas)
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As responses are hopefully added, I'll add them to the main list periodically.
This post was edited on 2/14/26 at 3:07 pm
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Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:56 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Melt
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:57 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Ain’t nobody reading all that. Sad.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:58 pm to TigerLunatik
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Melt
It's on the list.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:00 pm to VivaZapata27
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Ain’t nobody reading all that. Sad.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:08 pm to BobRossMobBoss
TLDR...Alter.
Not a good start here, bro.
Not a good start here, bro.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:11 pm to Darindawg
quote:
TLDR...Alter.
Not a good start here, bro.
First two are already listed. Not a good start here, bro, is a good one. Thanks and it is added.
This post was edited on 2/12/26 at 6:16 pm
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:37 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Dickriding added.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:17 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Disney Gator
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:18 pm to BobRossMobBoss
PIIHB
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:19 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:42 pm to theCAW
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Disney Gator
Good one. Added.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:43 pm to AHM21
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PIIHB
Nice. Added.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:53 pm to BobRossMobBoss
Oof Mode Activated
Posted on 2/12/26 at 10:56 pm to BobRossMobBoss
I read this gem several times during the season in the game threads. It's not overly used and each time I've read it, the timing of its delivery was chef's kiss:
I fricked your wife.
I fricked your wife.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:00 pm to A10Rebel
quote:
I read this gem several times during the season in the game threads. It's not overly used and each time I've read it, the timing of its delivery was chef's kiss:
I fricked your wife.
A true gem said when someone is melting so hard they are about to flow away. Added.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:03 pm to jonnyanony
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Oof Mode Activated
Added. Thanks, jonnyanony.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:16 pm to BobRossMobBoss
“Rent free” or “24/7,” of course.
I mean, it’s shocking that State fans might have opinions about Ole Miss, or Horns about Aggies, and so on. The only reasonable explanation for such phenomena is pathological obsession.
I mean, it’s shocking that State fans might have opinions about Ole Miss, or Horns about Aggies, and so on. The only reasonable explanation for such phenomena is pathological obsession.
Posted on 2/12/26 at 11:26 pm to Radio One
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“Rent free” or “24/7,” of course.
I mean, it’s shocking that State fans might have opinions about Ole Miss, or Horns about Aggies, and so on. The only reasonable explanation for such phenomena is pathological obsession.
Great ones, Radio One, thanks. I'll list those up towards the top because they are used so frequently. I'm going to "try" to arrange all of them somewhat in a frequency of use format.
This post was edited on 2/13/26 at 12:02 am
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