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Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:14 pm
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
42541 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:14 pm
God Bless this young man.

He is the antithesis to Aaron Hernandez.



Worth watching. ^^^^^
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
3630 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:20 pm to
He's a good man.











But I still hate him.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
9290 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:21 pm to
Tim Tebow is a great ambassador for the faith. He’s not fake.
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
29406 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Aaron Hernandez

I can't remember now who it was, but there was a NFL DB who said he tackled Hernandez on the sideline and kind of stuck him pretty good, and they jawed back and forth a little bit while they were untangling, and right at the end Aaron said, "I'll fricking kill you."

He was all okay, whatever bro, and didn't think about it again until he saw the news later and was like hooollly shite."

Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19667 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:31 pm to
I still can’t believe Florida hasn’t retired his number..

Even if he ripped off lines from Varsity Blues.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
105912 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:38 pm to
Imagine this woman having to break up with you because you won't frick her....

Posted by bgator85
Sarasota
Member since Aug 2007
6235 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

I still can’t believe Florida hasn’t retired his number..


Spurrier set the standard. He un-retired his as coach, and that's been the way at UF ever since.

Tebow is up in the Ring of Honor. He has a statue. He's pretty set as far as recognition goes.
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 1:41 pm
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14044 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Tim Tebow ...


Cam Newton ...
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
24 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Imagine this woman having to break up with you because you won't frick her....


She's ugly.

Narrow, deformed hips that don't match the rest of her body. Huge, broad, wide man face and jawline. Giraffe neck. Duck lips. Miniature, shrunken, pointed ears. Deformed belly button. Tiny, transgenderish breasts. Fake eyebrows.

The woman is a horror show.
Posted by Harry Boutte
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2024
3986 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

She's ugly.

Now let's do Tim Tebow:

He's gay.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
105912 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:00 pm to
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She's ugly.


Yeah, Miss Universe is terrible.

Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
24 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Yeah, Miss Universe is terrible.


I agree. The question is what universe was she a beauty queen in?

She was a misshapen, oddly proportioned, pervert with a beak the size of Texas who tried to rape poor little Timmy before they were even married. That was her whole scheme, to take away little Timmy's innocence outside of marriage and then laugh at him for being weak after she left him.

Little Timmy didn't play that game though; he called his own play from the line of scrimmage and secured another Miss Universe, that is actually pretty, who wasn't all about nasty, unwed sex and sin.

This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 2:18 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
137653 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:15 pm to
He is an amazing human being. People should strive to be like him. The world would be a better place.
This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 2:17 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
105912 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

nasty, unwed sex and sin

Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
24 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Now let's do Tim Tebow:

He's gay.


Tebow seems to be very happy. You are right about that.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
24 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:27 pm to
quote:


He is an amazing human being. People should strive to be like him. The world would be a better place.


Because of his character, Tebow didn't have to settle for a skeezy, greasy skank and upgraded to a stunning African queen.

This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 2:28 pm
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
14207 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

He's gay


Does his wife know?


Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
5111 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:54 pm to
Not sure I would ever scoff at a guy who traded one miss universe for a younger miss universe.
Posted by CajunFrench
Member since Feb 2026
20 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Harry Boutte



Seems like you're the gay one. He has a hot wife and is a great human being.
Posted by HotRock
Starkville,MS
Member since Aug 2018
539 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:02 pm to
can't look at those eyes.. who is that? She needs some sunglasses.
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