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Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:28 am
Posted by Lt. Columbo
Member since Nov 2012
1738 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:28 am
Loozeyanna hired a conman!

All you mouth breathing cajuns can kiss my arse, this is CARMEL writ large for stealing a UF home game after a hurricane and for Lane throwing a tantrum to steal a Gator Bowl bid.

Ole Miss is 2 wins away from a natty, and douchebag Lane isn't one the sideline, and from reports was checked out half the season anyways

Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19470 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:32 am to
We don’t have time for this.

Call us when your team is good again.
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
79328 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:35 am to
You mean the same conman Gator fans were told for a fact he was your next head coach?
Posted by Lt. Columbo
Member since Nov 2012
1738 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:36 am to
Kinda hard to do when LSU whined to the league office to get the annual UF-LSU game eliminated...

LSU is going to circle the drain with Lane

In three years when he is shitcanned, you can hire Billy Napier
Posted by Franticlethargy
I'm always lurking...
Member since Aug 2014
352 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:54 am to
quote:

Kinda hard to do when LSU whined to the league office to get the annual UF-LSU game eliminated... LSU is going to circle the drain with Lane




Yea, I’m 50, but I still talk shite. I like to go on a message board and fling poop. In my mind I’m wearing a sweet duster and cowboy hat like a badass wrestler. My fat wife made hotdogs for the games.
Posted by Hoosyadaddy
Member since Jun 2012
686 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 4:55 am to
CARMELwrit large

You are making fun of Cajuns…this is karma
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
12691 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:13 am to
quote:

CARMEL


Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126800 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:17 am to
quote:

Lt. Columbo
quote:


Posted by countrytiger60
Larose
Member since Sep 2018
4331 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:35 am to
whatever you say Lt. Dumbo!
Posted by That LSU Guy
Ponte Vedra Beach
Member since Jul 2008
15454 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:45 am to
Lane telling UF to frick off has done a number on UF fans.
Posted by LafourcheTiger
Avarua, Cook Islands
Member since Mar 2009
2273 posts
Posted on 1/2/26 at 5:52 am to
Put the meth pipe down and go wash your jorts you central Florida trailer trash
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40768 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 11:19 am to
quote:

All you mouth breathing cajuns can kiss my arse, this is CARMEL writ large for stealing a UF home game after a hurricane and for Lane throwing a tantrum to steal a Gator Bowl bid.



That is certainly some crying
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
77206 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 11:23 am to
Lt Columbo melt day 40
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27539 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Kinda hard to do when LSU whined to the league office to get the annual UF-LSU game eliminated...


Why would LSU want an easy conference win taken off our yearly schedule?

Lane ghosting the G5tors has wrecked you.
Posted by Lt. Columbo
Member since Nov 2012
1738 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 4:30 pm to
Bumping a week old thread, LSU fans are thirsty for me
Posted by Lsuray70443
Independence
Member since Dec 2025
414 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 4:32 pm to
And if he had picked Florida over LSU????
Would he be Saint Lane?
Posted by ColtTiger247
Jonesville
Member since May 2025
994 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 4:32 pm to
Moving in silence. Stay close to your phones this Sunday!
Posted by Slick Wandoo
Member since Dec 2025
216 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 4:49 pm to
quote:


quote:

Call us when your team is good again.
You do the same.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25977 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

Ole Miss is 2 wins away from a natty, and douchebag Lane isn't one the sideline, and from reports was checked out half the season anyways


A gator dickriding the ole piss rebs... WOW.

And how wins away is ole piss from a natty?? Not gonna need all 16 but gotta win enough to get to the dance.
Posted by BigUglies10
Member since Jan 2026
140 posts
Posted on 1/9/26 at 5:11 pm to
You sure where wish to get conned by him
- he told y’all to stick it. Such is life.
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