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Why didn't any of you peen-fiends go after Mario Crystalball?

Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:03 pm
Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
Book Board Admin
Member since Apr 2024
7181 posts
Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:03 pm
Hell of a coach but I really enjoyed his portrayal of "Vampire #1" in 30 Days of Night.

Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35063 posts
Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:06 pm to
Well, LSU didn't because we knew he wasn't going to leave a playoff team and we needed someone who could start immediately
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
7752 posts
Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:07 pm to
I wanted Florida to hire him or lane kiffin in 2017 but the uaa and Disney gators chose Dan Mullen instead
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4698 posts
Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:08 pm to
Yeah, lsu decided to roll with van buren because she was amazing on law and order.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86700 posts
Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:08 pm to
We all know Mario is gonna frick this up eventually
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35063 posts
Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:10 pm to
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but the uaa and Disney gators chose Dan Mullen instead



Hiring Dan Mullen wasn't the mistake.

Firing Dan Mullen was the mistake
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
7752 posts
Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:10 pm to
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Hiring Dan Mullen wasn't the mistake. Firing Dan Mullen was the mistake
nah he fricking sucks

Hiring him was the beginning of the end of Gator football

He’s a poor man Bk

Basically ur saying lsu fricked up firing bk
This post was edited on 12/31/25 at 10:17 pm
Posted by RammerJammer91
Member since Jan 2016
5646 posts
Posted on 12/31/25 at 10:23 pm to
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Why didn't any of you peen-fiends go after Mario Crystalball?


Because he never will leave Miami, voluntarily. He left a top 10-ish Oregon program to take over a mediocre Miami program. If he got the UGA job instead of Kirby and won back-to-back national titles, he would’ve left in 2 seconds to take over the same mediocre Miami program he left Oregon for.
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