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Ran into an Ole Miss fan today.

Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:16 am
Posted by GrizzlyWintergreen
Member since Jun 2025
1953 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:16 am
He noticed me noticing him place a 2 Liter of Dr. Thunder in his cart.

He then spent the next 5 minutes trying to explain how it was "just like Dr. Pepper" as if I gave the first frick.

Just as I was about to tell him he was wheelchair retarded, his gargantuan wife yelled something about rotisserie chicken so i figured it was a good time to bounce.


This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 9:16 am
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18942 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:20 am to
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37296 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:29 am to
Thread of the year candidate
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4808 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:39 am to
Just pick one:

Solid post, would read again.

This was probably funny in your head.

1/10.


Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50639 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:40 am to
quote:

He noticed me noticing him place a 2 Liter of Dr. Thunder in his cart.

Kinky
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126445 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:41 am to
quote:


+1

Check fire, check fire.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18616 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:41 am to
These are getting better.

Looking forward to the finished product
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
12417 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:50 am to
Ran into an LSU grad today at the Ocean Springs Raising Cane's. Had an LSU chain on and I asked him what he thought about Lane and he was pretty excited about the hire. He was a Covid year graduate so he was on campus for the 2019 season and talked about how awesome that was. Nice guy, handed me my chicken and wished Ole Miss luck in the playoff game before he closed the drive-thru window and I drove off.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10287 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:54 am to
1000% positive that at some point in his life the OP has started off a story with, "I was at the urinal the other day when I noticed the guy next to me was wearing a really nice watch."
Posted by Swampcat
Member since Dec 2003
12432 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 9:59 am to
That’s a good one.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30578 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 10:25 am to
quote:

He noticed me noticing him 


Gay.
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