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To Hell With These Potato Farming Clowns
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:04 pm
Indiana thinks they can bring their potato loving fans with them out to Pasadena and it's going to intimidate Alabama. I've got news for them, Alabama fans don't give a damn about potatoes in any form.
Baked potatoes, french fries, french fried potatoes, fries, chips, home fries, home fried potatoes, mashed potatoes, etc... don't mean a fricking thing to the Alabama Crimson Tide.
All of you can take your root vegetable culture that you think is so cool and shove right up your starchy asses. How 'bout 'dat?
Your potato head fans don't intimidate anyone in the SEC.
Your women are ugly.
To be honest, your potatoes that make your state famous and what everyone knows Indiana for literally look retarded.
Roll Tide!
Baked potatoes, french fries, french fried potatoes, fries, chips, home fries, home fried potatoes, mashed potatoes, etc... don't mean a fricking thing to the Alabama Crimson Tide.
All of you can take your root vegetable culture that you think is so cool and shove right up your starchy asses. How 'bout 'dat?
Your potato head fans don't intimidate anyone in the SEC.
Your women are ugly.
To be honest, your potatoes that make your state famous and what everyone knows Indiana for literally look retarded.
Roll Tide!
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:10 pm to ShotGunGordan
What about potatoes au gratin?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:12 pm to ShotGunGordan
Uh was you thinking Idaho?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:17 pm to JEC119
I believe he was. Indiana is known for corn…
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:17 pm to Chicken
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What about potatoes au gratin?
Those are actually pretty good but, a few platefuls of this:
isn't going to keep Alabama from dominating.
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:20 pm to ShotGunGordan
Are we playing Idaho? Ive never associated Indiana with potatoes.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:20 pm to ShotGunGordan
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Baked potatoes, french fries, french fried potatoes, fries, chips, home fries, home fried potatoes, mashed potatoes, etc... don't mean a fricking thing to the Alabama Crimson Tide.
Wow. And I like them all.
And, for chicken? I like Au Gratin, too.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:21 pm to JEC119
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Uh was you thinking Idaho?
I'm pretty sure Indiana is known for potatoes and that is pretty much it.
Even their elite universities worship the potato; it's really weird.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:24 pm to Syd
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Are we playing Idaho? Ive never associated Indiana with potatoes.
Everyone knows Indiana is all about potatoes.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:27 pm to ShotGunGordan
Never heard such sorcery. Corn, man…Corn!
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:30 pm to ShotGunGordan
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Alabama fans don't give a damn about potatoes in any form
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:35 pm to ShotGunGordan
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potato loving
careful
them's fightin words
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:35 pm to Legionfield
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Never heard such sorcery. Corn, man…Corn!
Oh no, it's potatoes that made Indiana famous. The weird bastards are even a major exporter of sweet potatoes.
If that doesn't turn your stomach, I don't know what will.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:37 pm to ShotGunGordan
So...they're even second in potato notoriety?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:37 pm to ShotGunGordan
I’ll bet there aren’t 10 people alive who associate Indiana with potatoes. This is just stupid.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:39 pm to UncleRoll
Welcome to the SEC Rant.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:45 pm to UncleRoll
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I’ll bet there aren’t 10 people alive who associate Indiana with potatoes. This is just stupid.
This. Corn!!!!!!!
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:47 pm to ShotGunGordan
Indiana is the biggest popcorn producer. Potatoes? Try Idaho and Maine.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:47 pm to ShotGunGordan
TATER TOTS
Posted on 12/26/25 at 4:47 pm to ShotGunGordan
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The weird bastards are even a major exporter of sweet potatoes
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If that doesn't turn your stomach, I don't know what will
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