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Can anyone find captdalton a job and a woman so he stops being obsessed with LSU???
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:32 am
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:32 am
The poor guy wants to be on LSUs level sooooo badly lol
Being single living with parents and unemployed keeps LSU on his mind EVERYDAY
Being single living with parents and unemployed keeps LSU on his mind EVERYDAY
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Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:35 am to Dee Nice
I'm sure he doesn't like women
Posted on 12/26/25 at 6:41 am to Dee Nice
You’ve made two threads about him in the last five days.
Do we need to find you a man?
Do we need to find you a man?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:00 am to AHM21
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You’ve made two threads about him in the last five days. Do we need to find you a man?
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AHM21
Working the brunch shift the day after Christmas!
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:19 am to Dee Nice
Hey …
Suck on Dee Nuts
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Dee Nice
Number of Posts: 56
Registered on: 12/19/2025
Suck on Dee Nuts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:20 am to Dee Nice
Please just make sure the Louisiana women are housebroken. I have already had to replace the carpet once because of the smell.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:25 am to Dee Nice
This is absolutely rich coming from Stephen 
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:28 am to Dee Nice
Can anyone find captdalton a job ?
After a quick cursory review, it appears that SEC Rant is frequently on the lookout for talented "corndog broilers".
After a quick cursory review, it appears that SEC Rant is frequently on the lookout for talented "corndog broilers".
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:47 am to Dee Nice
What level, shite posting and trolling? We get it, you have nothing else.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 7:56 am to Dee Nice
He doesn’t have a sister?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:04 am to kywildcatfanone
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I’m sure he doesn’t like women.
Both he and bamabaseballsec are gay.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:11 am to kywildcatfanone
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I'm sure he doesn't like women
Incels are generally hostile towards men and women who are sexually active.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:22 am to Dee Nice
This is worse than the threads he creates.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:22 am to AHM21
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Do we need to find you a man?
I'd say he probably already has one.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:39 am to Dee Nice
The only trailer in Alabama with a basement. He’s still waiting on Santa
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:42 am to Dee Nice
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:48 am to AHM21
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You’ve made two threads about him in the last five days.
You seem to make quite a few LSU OPs.
Not as many as CapDolt, but still obsessed.
Do you need season tickets?
Posted on 12/26/25 at 8:59 am to kywildcatfanone
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I'm sure he doesn't like women
I bet he loves cajunbama.... although maybe not a woman, but still falls in the pussy and bitch category.
Posted on 12/26/25 at 9:07 am to Dee Nice
It was such a treat to wake and find this. It is clear my work is not going unnoticed.
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