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Why does the wind blow so hard in College Station?

Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:35 pm
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32564 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:35 pm
Because A&M sucks....
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21983 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:36 pm to
Because Austin sucks
Posted by Chad4Bama
Member since Sep 2020
8736 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:37 pm to
Everything blows hard at A&M
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32564 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by Daowna
Member since Dec 2010
1794 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:41 pm to
Because your mom showed up.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21983 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:43 pm to
Canyon count?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107148 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:45 pm to
His mom does enjoy shopping with gay guys.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32564 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Because your mom showed up.


Yeah, my 85+ year old mom rips some massive toots....
Posted by Soonerd78
Member since Sep 2024
2797 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:48 pm to
Wind is t blowing any harder than it was in Norman last night …… they just can’t pass
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32564 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:51 pm to
Maybe it's just all old Big 12 teams...
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3320 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:54 pm to
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Yeah, my 85+ year old mom

Great head, but let her know it feels better when she takes her teeth out.

I don’t want to hurt her feelings.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
8037 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 12:54 pm to
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Because A&M sucks....


You fricked up the old joke.

The punchline is “because Austin sucks and Oklahoma blows,” or something like that depending on the target.

Do better. The board demands excellence, particularly during the playoffs.
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
21 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:13 pm to
The reason? Two words....

Elko farts
Posted by Themicah86
Member since Jun 2023
2626 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Great head, but let her know it feels better when she takes her teeth out.

I don’t want to hurt her feelings.


Taking a shot at someone's 85 year old mother because they said a&m sucks isn't the burn you think it is.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
4171 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:20 pm to
ou sucks
a&m swallows
Posted by Aggie in TN
Franklin TN
Member since Jun 2022
3002 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:20 pm to
Before trains were invented, we had to run a boat on your mom!
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3320 posts
Posted on 12/20/25 at 1:22 pm to
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Taking a shot at someone's 85 year old mother

OP fricked up an easy old joke. He deserves the ridicule.

Don’t get upset. Your mom probably gives good blowies too.
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