Stereotyping fan bases after my first month here.

I have been studying the different fan bases and I wanted to submit my characterization for each and see what everyone thinks. All in good fun

LSU: generally classless but in a “can’t really help it” kind of way. Is it nature or nurture? They remind me of Ruth langmore from ozark

Bama: major god complex. Think their team invented and perfected the sport when in reality they are like a candle. At the slightest bit of heat, they melt down in front of the whole room while the whole room silently enjoys watching.

Texas: the kid at recess who completed a good pass once and now brings his own ball to the playground but won’t let anyone touch it unless he can be all time qb

Tamu: really weird home school kid who you let hang around because his parents are loaded and his sister’s hot

Ole miss: bama without the winning

State, Arkansas, Kentucky: Cinderella before the ball. Generally conceded to keeping the basement clean and we might be able to find some happiness in it if the bullies would leave us be

Auburn: middle class version of tamu

Florida: the person on a teams call with the camera off and mic muted, who contributes nothing but also doesn’t cause any problems.

Missouri and OU: walked into the wrong class at the beginning of semester but hoping nobody notices and trying to make the best of it.

Vandy: inconclusive due to a lack of data.

Georgia: see bama