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Seriously, does Lane turn into Zion?

Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:30 pm
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
1079 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:30 pm
Let's be real. I talk shite about the University of LSU all the time. But damn I gain 10 pounds every time I go to the boot.

So does Lane ditch the hot yoga and beef up like Zion Williamson?

Over/under on 20 pounds the first year

Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5974 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:31 pm to
He was doing hot yoga the first day in baton rouge. He's locked in.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
6541 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:31 pm to
Jealousy noted
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
483 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:32 pm to
I don’t know, but I have to share this from the Pelicans board

LINK

Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
36929 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:33 pm to
He's obviously taking ozempic rather than making healthy life choices.

Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7210 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:34 pm to
He’s gonna spend so much time fricking the for cause girls that LSU conveniently places near him that he will never put on weight.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
1079 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:34 pm to
That's a grade A rant right there
Posted by YieldDawg
Bluff City
Member since Oct 2025
348 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:36 pm to
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I don’t know, but I have to share this from the Pelicans board


Haha top tier melt here
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18732 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

the University of LSU


What a dumb bitch !! Hahahahaha!
Get back in the kitchen dummy !
Posted by Tex117
Member since Oct 2025
453 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:39 pm to
Cocaine and ozympic.
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
10570 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:40 pm to
Still obsessed I see, I'm so sorry he didn't choose Florida lol
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4845 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:42 pm to
People that have had substance abuse problems typically have some weight and skirt chasing issues that never go away. Once you go down that road, it is pretty hard to go without some sort of vice. I'd say good food and ladies are a bit less self destructive than drugs/booze so enjoy.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
48292 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:46 pm to
I don't know about Lane, but I would be one fat arse son of a bitch on the po' boys alone. Wait til he discovers sauce piquant.
Posted by AshleySchaeffer
Lake Placid, Fl
Member since Sep 2015
1079 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:51 pm to
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supersaints9


Well well well, look who's back. If it isn't the pigeon toed sasquatch from Saskatoon who likes to play with his mama's udders

How about I whip you up a fresh cup of deez nutz you can savor for the holidays

Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18732 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

How about I whip you up a fresh cup of deez nutz you can savor for the holidays


It figures you would be one of the Alphabet letter people. “ ASHLEY”
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
7224 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:45 pm to
He needs an award for that. Mastery of the English language.
Posted by Roll on Tigers
Across the Border
Member since Jul 2013
4736 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Well well well, look who's back. If it isn't the pigeon toed sasquatch from Saskatoon who likes to play with his mama's udders How about I whip you up a fresh cup of deez nutz you can savor for the holidays


I laughed
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
2246 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:50 pm to
Depends on whether or not he can kick the cocaine habit. He slimmed down once he started hitting the blow hard.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25337 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:50 pm to
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Seriously, does Lane turn into Zion?


Look guy.... he already told UF to piss off, and told your older brother FSU to stop calling.

Get over it.
Posted by junkyarddawg3
Metro ATL
Member since Nov 2015
772 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:57 pm to
What is "hot" yoga? How is it different from regular, not hot yoga? Is it hot in a literal sense, like temperature hot? Or is it hot because only attractive women are involved? (Count me in by the way, but only during the sessions when Lane isn't there).

Is there a "cold" yoga?
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