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Here is my commitment to Lane Kiffin
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:12 pm
1. I will defend your winning percentage at every available opportunity.
2. I appreciate your NY6 bowl win, that saves me some trouble.
3. If this ends badly, I will not try to run you off the road.
4. I will not yell swears at your nephew.
5. I will not accuse your daughter of spreading STD's.
6. I can not speak for other LSU fans.
7. I will let you borrow my dog for photo ops.
2. I appreciate your NY6 bowl win, that saves me some trouble.
3. If this ends badly, I will not try to run you off the road.
4. I will not yell swears at your nephew.
5. I will not accuse your daughter of spreading STD's.
6. I can not speak for other LSU fans.
7. I will let you borrow my dog for photo ops.
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Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:12 pm to SidewalkTiger
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7. I will let you borrow my dog for photo ops.
That’s real commitment. Don’t forget to change your dog’s last name to Kiffin.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:12 pm to SidewalkTiger
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1. I will defend your winning percentage at every available opportunity.
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SidewalkTiger
Already a given
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:13 pm to Tuscaloosa
Wait, dogs have last names?
Next, they'll be the ones catching STD's.
Next, they'll be the ones catching STD's.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:13 pm to SidewalkTiger
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7. I will let you borrow my dog for photo
What if I told you it’s not really his dog.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:13 pm to SidewalkTiger
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:13 pm to Tuscaloosa
You know LSU hit a grand slam when Tuscaloosa’s best defense is about dogs
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:14 pm to AHM21
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What if I told you it’s not really his dog.
Why do you think I'm letting him borrow mine, bird brain?
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:14 pm to Tuscaloosa
quote:No need I just named my new pup Kiffin.
That’s real commitment. Don’t forget to change your dog’s last name to Kiffin.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:14 pm to SidewalkTiger
Don’t make your dog a hoe just because your new coach is one.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:15 pm to SidewalkTiger
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3. If this ends badly, I will not try to run you off the road.
"I'll just leak your personal phone number instead"
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:16 pm to AHM21
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Don’t make your dog a hoe just because your new coach is one.
It's spelled "heaux".
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:17 pm to Tuscaloosa
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Don’t forget to change your dog’s last name to Kiffin.
Sidewalk Semantics Kiffin does have a nice ring to it.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:18 pm to TigerLunatik
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Sidewalk Semantics Kiffin does have a nice ring to it.
Must be one of dem pedigreed dogs
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:20 pm to CNB
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I'll just leak your personal phone number instead
With all the strange this dude hits I wouldn’t be surprised if him changing his number is similar to me changing my HVAC filters. Just set a reminder on my calendar and do it one weekend a month.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:20 pm to SidewalkTiger
Haven't seen LoSUr this excited since BK hire.
Get a room.
Get a room.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 7:22 pm to tigerspin
got the carrier online option bookmarked for surePosted on 12/1/25 at 7:26 pm to tigerspin
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With all the strange this dude hits I wouldn’t be surprised if him changing his number is similar to me changing my HVAC filters. Just set a reminder on my calendar and do it one weekend a month.
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