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Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:02 am
Posted by TexToughKnuckles
Member since Oct 2025
53 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:02 am
LSU: A+, portal king in the swamp will be special. Just better hope he doesn’t start playing footsies with other schools every offseason for attention.

Arkansas: F+, have yall given up? 6-6 is silverfraud’s potential in the SEC.

Florida: C+, why would you do this to yourselves again? Defensive minded G5 coaches that field sub par defenses aren’t going to work in this league. You get a C+ because he was a hot name though he took what Willie built and lowered the bar.

Ole Miss: F+, please stop trying to tell us Golding is who you wanted. You lose your best coaches ever and get stuffed in a jail cell by Auburn and Florida for your other wants. Welcome back to the cellar

Auburn: B, we have no idea if Golesh can run a big time program but we do know he has an effective offense everywhere he goes. Bump this to an A if he retains Durkin, could be a solid team quick

Kentucky: F-, your administration is a joke. Fired your Stoops and Cal who very well may be your best coaches ever in the last 2 years, who do you think you are?
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 10:07 am
Posted by GeauxBreauxs
Member since Aug 2013
639 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:08 am to
Give ole miss an F- and I’m in
Posted by Jabontik
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
4073 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:19 am to
sounds about right
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
10047 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:26 am to
These grades are spot on.
Posted by atlantarebs
Member since May 2016
647 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:27 am to
Yes this always works out well
Posted by LakeChuckTiger89
Gulf of America
Member since Sep 2012
807 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:27 am to
I have a feeling Florida's coach will end up being a homerun hire. The dude is high energy and no BS..
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 10:29 am
Posted by TexToughKnuckles
Member since Oct 2025
53 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Yes this always works out well


Lane Kiffin is Ole Miss football, and he just left in your programs best season ever for a conference rival before the post season LOL

Nothing ever works out well in Oxford
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
7024 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:30 am to
quote:

I have a feeling Florida's coach will end up being a homerun


We heard this 4 years ago when bayou Billy was announced

Posted by atlantarebs
Member since May 2016
647 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:31 am to
Yes yes yes, everyone on the board is a genius and it will definitely work out perfectly! Every major can’t miss hire has resulted in many nattys for that team!
Posted by clayking
Florida
Member since Sep 2019
359 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:31 am to
Just the game of hoe’s and pimps year after year.
Posted by TexToughKnuckles
Member since Oct 2025
53 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:31 am to
College football is better when Florida is good. Get rid of Stricklin and we’ll be talking
Posted by TexToughKnuckles
Member since Oct 2025
53 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Yes yes yes, everyone on the board is a genius and it will definitely work out perfectly! Every major can’t miss hire has resulted in many nattys for that team!


I have one grade over an A, are you an idiot or just extremely arse hurt?
Posted by TheScogg
Member since Sep 2025
155 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:33 am to
Kentucky: F-

As it so happens, the Stoops coaching calendar is wide open. If you want him ? Go get him.
Posted by Rockabilly Hoodlum
Member since Nov 2025
146 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:33 am to
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LSU: A+


NO.
Posted by atlantarebs
Member since May 2016
647 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:34 am to
Board as in this message board
Posted by TexToughKnuckles
Member since Oct 2025
53 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:34 am to
You waiting until a third of your conference fired and hired a new coach. Third world program behavior
Posted by FnTigers
Member since Sep 2021
2397 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:35 am to
Good list. Agree with it 100%
Posted by TheScogg
Member since Sep 2025
155 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:36 am to
You waiting until a third of your conference fired and hired a new coach.

Two things can be true. Stoops needed to go - and Barnhart waited too long because he didn't want to make the move.

If Barnhart's indecision cost him Sumrall ? Inexcusable. We'll never know.
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
7808 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:40 am to
I’m kind of expecting Lane to screw us at some point. But boy will it be a fun ride until then.
Posted by TexToughKnuckles
Member since Oct 2025
53 posts
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:40 am to
If you are under the age of 60, Stoops brought you the best days of your life as a UK football fan. Now you get to go hire someones offensive coordinator.

Best case scenario, you’re looking for another coach in three years after an Outback bowl win.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 10:41 am
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