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Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:02 am
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:02 am
LSU: A+, portal king in the swamp will be special. Just better hope he doesn’t start playing footsies with other schools every offseason for attention.
Arkansas: F+, have yall given up? 6-6 is silverfraud’s potential in the SEC.
Florida: C+, why would you do this to yourselves again? Defensive minded G5 coaches that field sub par defenses aren’t going to work in this league. You get a C+ because he was a hot name though he took what Willie built and lowered the bar.
Ole Miss: F+, please stop trying to tell us Golding is who you wanted. You lose your best coaches ever and get stuffed in a jail cell by Auburn and Florida for your other wants. Welcome back to the cellar
Auburn: B, we have no idea if Golesh can run a big time program but we do know he has an effective offense everywhere he goes. Bump this to an A if he retains Durkin, could be a solid team quick
Kentucky: F-, your administration is a joke. Fired your Stoops and Cal who very well may be your best coaches ever in the last 2 years, who do you think you are?
Arkansas: F+, have yall given up? 6-6 is silverfraud’s potential in the SEC.
Florida: C+, why would you do this to yourselves again? Defensive minded G5 coaches that field sub par defenses aren’t going to work in this league. You get a C+ because he was a hot name though he took what Willie built and lowered the bar.
Ole Miss: F+, please stop trying to tell us Golding is who you wanted. You lose your best coaches ever and get stuffed in a jail cell by Auburn and Florida for your other wants. Welcome back to the cellar
Auburn: B, we have no idea if Golesh can run a big time program but we do know he has an effective offense everywhere he goes. Bump this to an A if he retains Durkin, could be a solid team quick
Kentucky: F-, your administration is a joke. Fired your Stoops and Cal who very well may be your best coaches ever in the last 2 years, who do you think you are?
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 10:07 am
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:08 am to TexToughKnuckles
Give ole miss an F- and I’m in
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:19 am to TexToughKnuckles
sounds about right
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:26 am to TexToughKnuckles
These grades are spot on.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:27 am to TexToughKnuckles
Yes this always works out well
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:27 am to TexToughKnuckles
I have a feeling Florida's coach will end up being a homerun hire. The dude is high energy and no BS..
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 10:29 am
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:29 am to atlantarebs
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Yes this always works out well
Lane Kiffin is Ole Miss football, and he just left in your programs best season ever for a conference rival before the post season LOL
Nothing ever works out well in Oxford
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:30 am to LakeChuckTiger89
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I have a feeling Florida's coach will end up being a homerun
We heard this 4 years ago when bayou Billy was announced
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:31 am to TexToughKnuckles
Yes yes yes, everyone on the board is a genius and it will definitely work out perfectly! Every major can’t miss hire has resulted in many nattys for that team!
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:31 am to TexToughKnuckles
Just the game of hoe’s and pimps year after year.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:31 am to theCAW
College football is better when Florida is good. Get rid of Stricklin and we’ll be talking
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:33 am to atlantarebs
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Yes yes yes, everyone on the board is a genius and it will definitely work out perfectly! Every major can’t miss hire has resulted in many nattys for that team!
I have one grade over an A, are you an idiot or just extremely arse hurt?
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:33 am to TexToughKnuckles
Kentucky: F-
As it so happens, the Stoops coaching calendar is wide open. If you want him ? Go get him.
As it so happens, the Stoops coaching calendar is wide open. If you want him ? Go get him.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:33 am to TexToughKnuckles
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LSU: A+
NO.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:34 am to TexToughKnuckles
Board as in this message board
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:34 am to TheScogg
You waiting until a third of your conference fired and hired a new coach. Third world program behavior
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:35 am to TexToughKnuckles
Good list. Agree with it 100%
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:36 am to TexToughKnuckles
You waiting until a third of your conference fired and hired a new coach.
Two things can be true. Stoops needed to go - and Barnhart waited too long because he didn't want to make the move.
If Barnhart's indecision cost him Sumrall ? Inexcusable. We'll never know.
Two things can be true. Stoops needed to go - and Barnhart waited too long because he didn't want to make the move.
If Barnhart's indecision cost him Sumrall ? Inexcusable. We'll never know.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:40 am to TexToughKnuckles
I’m kind of expecting Lane to screw us at some point. But boy will it be a fun ride until then.
Posted on 12/1/25 at 10:40 am to TheScogg
If you are under the age of 60, Stoops brought you the best days of your life as a UK football fan. Now you get to go hire someones offensive coordinator.
Best case scenario, you’re looking for another coach in three years after an Outback bowl win.
Best case scenario, you’re looking for another coach in three years after an Outback bowl win.
This post was edited on 12/1/25 at 10:41 am
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