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Auburn’s new uniforms revealed

Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:15 pm
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19757 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:15 pm
It’s official. Auburn hates America.

Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
51025 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:15 pm to
Is Golesh actually from Russia?
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
29195 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:16 pm to
Branch Bovinians love their new hire from mother Russia.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
12960 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:17 pm to
Yes, the most conservative student body in America hates the U.S.
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
Member since Mar 2004
72110 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:17 pm to
He was born in the USSR in 1984.

His family moved out when he was seven when it dissolved (sad day for posters like SaturdayNAthens, southernboisb, cajunbama, etc.)

Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19757 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:17 pm to
Yes, from Moscow.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19757 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Yes, the most conservative student body in America hates the U.S.


I was probably just as surprised as you are.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19204 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:19 pm to
Parents escaped Soviet Union during Cold War. He was only a child. Not even sure he speaks Russian.
Posted by Bobulinski
Member since Oct 2020
652 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:27 pm to
Yes comrade... things are so bad at Auburn they went with a Russki plant.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
50097 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:28 pm to
Bama libtards are gonna have a field day with this one.
Posted by AUTubaHerd
Member since Nov 2012
2837 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

I was probably just as surprised as you are.


Just admit you know nothing about college.
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 12:31 pm
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19757 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:42 pm to
I don’t know much, but I know I love America. Not sure what’s your coach’s problem with the land of the free.



quote:

When asked about his thoughts on his adopted home of the U.S., Golesh stated, “We will bury you”.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
18854 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:43 pm to
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
17416 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:45 pm to
How do you get Russian from a hat that looks like an old fisherman from Minnesota would wear?

Oh that's right, you people are idiots.
Posted by ghost_rider10
JHS
Member since Nov 2025
320 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:48 pm to
Alabama’s strength is that they’ll believe anything… because they are RETARDS.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14887 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:48 pm to
So does this confirm he is a sleeper agent and it’s up to Alabama to save America each year yall play?????
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
18854 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:55 pm to
What you are too stupid to realize is the Russians snap their flaps across the top.
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1173 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Not even sure he speaks Russian.


https://gousfbulls.com/news/2023/8/27/football-alex-golesh-part-1-from-russia-with-love.aspx

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Golesh still speaks a little Russian, usually when communicating with his grandmother, but his verbal and written skills have diminished with lack of practice. His brother, who has lived near their parents and grandmother in Ohio, works to keep the culture alive with food and customs. His daughter, Golesh's niece, has developed a taste for caviar.
Posted by cmayes56
Alabama
Member since Oct 2015
3148 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:57 pm to
Is Auburn scheduling Ukraine?
Posted by Dr Greg House
Member since Jan 2019
471 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 5:59 pm to
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