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Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:36 am
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:36 am
A good Auburn friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training, has been fired for one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training, and money.
Even worse is the fact that he’s still paying on his school loans.
This just goes to show how one little mistake can ruin your life.
Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great person and a brilliant veterinarian.
He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training, and money.
Even worse is the fact that he’s still paying on his school loans.
This just goes to show how one little mistake can ruin your life.
Thoughts for him and his family. He really is a great person and a brilliant veterinarian.
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:39 am to chefrossi
How do you keep Auburn football players off your lawn?
Paint it like an endzone.
Paint it like an endzone.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:40 am to chefrossi
Where is the safest place to shelter during a tornado?
The Auburn endzone, they never touch down there.
The Auburn endzone, they never touch down there.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:42 am to chefrossi
What is the difference between the Auburn football team and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:42 am to chefrossi
That's a good one. I had to read it twice if I am being honest. 
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:43 am to chefrossi
How do you circumcise an Auburn player?
Punch his sister in the jaw.
Punch his sister in the jaw.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:47 am to captdalton
Why don’t they teach driver’s ed and sex ed the same semester at Auburn High?
They only have one goat.
They only have one goat.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:50 am to chefrossi
I keep asking Alexa to record the latest episode of “The Biggest Loser.”
And every week I end up with a recording of the Auburn game.
And every week I end up with a recording of the Auburn game.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:50 am to chefrossi
What do you say to an Auburn graduate in a suit?
“Will the defendant please rise ...”
“Will the defendant please rise ...”
Posted on 11/25/25 at 11:59 am to chefrossi
Hugh Freeze went to confession at church and confessed to the priest that he had sinned. Freeze explained he’d made a deal with God that he would abstain from having sex with prostitutes for a year in exchange for a winning season.
The Priest asked “And why are you at confession?”
Freeze replied “I didn't keep my promise. Things were going great for 2 months and then Destiny dropped a jar of peanut butter. She bent over to pick it up and I had to have her right then and there.”
The priest said “you are banned from Communion for a month!”
Freeze exhaled and replied “that’s not too bad, we are banned from Walmart for life.”
The Priest asked “And why are you at confession?”
Freeze replied “I didn't keep my promise. Things were going great for 2 months and then Destiny dropped a jar of peanut butter. She bent over to pick it up and I had to have her right then and there.”
The priest said “you are banned from Communion for a month!”
Freeze exhaled and replied “that’s not too bad, we are banned from Walmart for life.”
Posted on 11/25/25 at 12:41 pm to captdalton
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How do you keep Auburn football players off your lawn?
Paint it like an endzone.
Why do Alabama graduates hang their diploma on their rearview mirror?
So they can use handicap parking!
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