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I considering staging a new production of Cyrano de Bergerac
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:12 pm
Any suggestions for the lead?
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Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:05 am to dirtsandwich
Sir, this the Rant. ranter literary appreciation goes no further than the lyrics of "Yaw yaw football!".
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:08 am to dirtsandwich
You just gave SEC Shorts an idea for their next script.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:15 am to dirtsandwich
It has already been done. The movie was named Roxanne starring Steve Martin.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:30 am to 6columns
The one with Jose Ferrer is still the best.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:32 am to SoFla Tideroller
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You just gave SEC Shorts an idea for their next script.
How have they not had a game of Texas Hold em with UF, LSU and Ole Miss? So many funny ways that could go.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:33 am to dirtsandwich
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Any suggestions for the lead?
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:35 am to bigDgator
And have a NY Giant and Miami Dolphin come up at the end, "Hey, fellas, mind if we join?"
*Of course, the dealer is Jimmy Sexton
*Of course, the dealer is Jimmy Sexton
Posted on 11/25/25 at 9:37 am to dirtsandwich
I'm not getting it. Does one of the AU coaches or players have a nariz grande?
Posted on 11/25/25 at 10:35 am to koreandawg
Yeah, Lane's nose ain't that big, is it?
Posted on 11/25/25 at 10:54 am to 6columns
Cyrano is really not a good literary reference for the current situation, but it's the Rant.
Better something from Shakespeare I'd think. Doomed lovers, side act clowns, that sort of thing.
Better something from Shakespeare I'd think. Doomed lovers, side act clowns, that sort of thing.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 2:43 pm to Drydock
Sorry for the not entirely sober post. This was in reference to a halftime interview of Stephen Pearl. Has quite the schnoz. Couldn’t find a pic that I thought was on the nose.
Posted on 11/25/25 at 3:06 pm to dirtsandwich
Alcohol was involved.
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