Dear Barners,

Please allow coach freeze to return for one final appearance in the iron bowl. His departure was a bit abrupt and a victory over bama would be the perfect going away present to a man who has done more than anybody who’s first name isn’t a color for our beloved tigers.

I’ve spoken with coach deboer and he’d like to participate in the festivities by having his family cater the event with some grubb, might be the last year this is served, so don’t miss it. Ty and ryan will also bring some turnovers for desert.

Aggies would like to attend as well and participate in the sack races, although they didn’t elaborate on exactly what that means. Suffice to say no burlap bags will be needed.

We also could have bk drop by for some stand up- dude is so relatable, and his impressions are top shelf.

We’ll end with conor talty doing a seminar on the heimlich manuever but only if the mannequin is in precisely the right place.

See you soon,