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I mean, LSU vs Bama? Should I even bother?

Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:21 am
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:21 am
LSU is shrapnel at this point. I just don't see a game here.

Should I take Mrs. Vern out to dinner or something?
Posted by Tarpon08
Cut Off, LA
Member since Dec 2014
7771 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:23 am to
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Should I take Mrs. Vern out to dinner or something?


Literally no one gives a frick what you do with your Saturday evenings.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7617 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:23 am to
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LSU is shrapnel at this point

Shrapnel is very dangerous.

Pick a better metaphor.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27482 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:24 am to
Never know, they could for once play like a team with nothing to lose.
Posted by Roll on Tigers
Across the Border
Member since Jul 2013
4670 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:24 am to
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Should I take Mrs. Vern out to dinner or something?


No woman wants to be married to you.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:25 am to
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No woman wants to be married to you.


You have no idea how richer I would be if that were true.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
19810 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:26 am to
LSU is a top 15 roster playing like a top 40 team and is now without a coach.

I think they come out on fire post BK, whether they can win on the road at night depends on if they can get their offense on track.

Bama-LSU at night is rarely something to ignore. Even when they fired orgeron they fought to the end.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:29 am to
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Bama-LSU at night is rarely something to ignore


You make a good point. Maybe the players hated BK's arse and so now they will come out on a mission.

Mrs. Vern will just have to whip me up a platter of bacon and cheese fries.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7617 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:32 am to
I feel incredibly sorry for Mrs. Vern.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:35 am to
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I feel incredibly sorry for Mrs. Vern.


If she pulled up beside you in a parking lot, you wouldn't feel sorry.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7617 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:37 am to
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If she pulled up beside you in a parking lot, you wouldn't feel sorry.

That doesn’t make any sense.

She’s married to you. I feel sorry for her.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4514 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:38 am to
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You have no idea how richer I would be if that were true.


Maybe if you do come into some money, splurge on some english lessons.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:40 am to
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Maybe if you do come into some money, splurge on some english lessons.


I knew I felt funny the way that typed out. But tRant gets me as I am - no pretense.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:43 am to
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She’s married to you. I feel sorry for her.


Get your digs in. Won't see you for likely a week starting tomorrow.
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5321 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:44 am to
Here is a video of Vern and Mrs. Vern the last time they went on a date

Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
89968 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:46 am to
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Never know, they could for once play like a team with nothing to lose.
exactly what I'm expecting, they still have talent all over the place.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
24630 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:46 am to
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Should I take Mrs. Vern out to dinner or something?


You could or just knock her horns off, wipe her nasty azz and throw her on a plate.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:47 am to
I just upvoted your arse
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
4782 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:48 am to
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No woman wants to be married to you.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
3930 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:49 am to
LSU and Bama .... as a texican no you shouldn't bother; go to your room and play tea party with your toy dolls while the adults meet about the outcome
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