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Even a dirty ho wants to be treated like a classy woman, UF and LSU treated Lane like a ho

Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:18 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16850 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:18 am
Florida was wanting to make the announcement early, LSU wanted to negotiate and have strings.

You forgot that Lane is a recovering dirty ho but now he is a family man and doesn’t want to be treated like a dirty ho.

Ole Miss is that average looking beta dude with a smoke show who treated the former stripper like a princess and made her an honest woman. Ole Miss made an honest woman out of Lane Kiffin.

All his old flings thought they had an in because they knew he was a dirty ho but they didn’t realize there’s no going back once a ho becomes a lady. Like Miss Aretha Franklin said RESPECT. Respect the commitment, respect the boundaries.
Posted by Geauxtigers2025
Member since Oct 2024
116 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:22 am to
This might go on message board geniuses
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
153955 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:23 am to
Reb fans start more threads about Lane going or not going to another school than all the other fans combined here.
This post was edited on 11/4/25 at 9:23 am
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
7823 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:25 am to
OP has caught AIDS from Lane.
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
5146 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:29 am to
You can’t turn a ho into a housewife.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16850 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:47 am to
But you can be a very successful business woman who is hot and a tiger between the sheets and get beta cuckholder to treat you like a princess.
Posted by babyray
Member since Oct 2010
355 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:15 am to
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45391 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:28 am to
quote:

You forgot that Lane is a recovering dirty ho but now he is a family man and doesn’t want to be treated like a dirty ho.


You really just said this about your own coach?
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1600 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:31 am to
This is all going on in your personal life. Isn’t it? You’re hoping your Ol lady stops ho’ing around on you? Errrbody knows you can’t make a ho into a housewife.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16850 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:55 am to
You really wouldn’t understand what it’s like to have Lane Kiffin as your coach. Tennessee knows. We maneuver around each other. We don’t really tell each other all the little things we need, we really don’t talk about it but at the end of the day it’s a marriage of convenience whereflirting is totally inbounds, ie every year the rumors, an affair is totally inbounds, like Auburn and Florida but we don’t really get divorced. We’re kind of like Catholics. We’re just stubborn we don’t quit and we refuse to give up on each other.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21566 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:55 am to
quote:

You forgot that Lane is a recovering dirty ho but now he is a family man and doesn’t want to be treated like a dirty ho.

Yet, the "reformed ho/good housewife" is still answering calls from old flings.

Sounds like a healthy relationship. Get separate bank accounts.
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
1018 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:38 am to
Are you that "Ho Math" dude from YouTube? You're overthinking things.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125236 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:40 am to
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
26475 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:40 am to
We want someone who can start immediately.
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
1935 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 1:21 pm to
Bravo TV does it every season.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39717 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 1:26 pm to
The best time to delete this was before you posted. Second best time is now. This is frickin’ odd.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16850 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 2:16 pm to
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This is frickin’ odd.

You sound like a homophobe. Homophobes are usually suppressing homo tendencies. Why are you being such a foggit?

You know what else is odd? Your name. Maybe that has something do with you being a foggit. Which team are you playing for? Pick a side: UF or Ole Miss.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3303 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 2:21 pm to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
22655 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 2:23 pm to

His agent is pimping him out like a dirty ho, so he should expect that treatment.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
35400 posts
Posted on 11/4/25 at 2:25 pm to
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