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Here's how I felt when I heard Shula had been fired...
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:40 am
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:40 am
Let the joyous news be spread, the wicked old witch at last is dead!
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Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:41 am to Lonnie Utah
INPUT: Lonnie Utah [BLAME_GAME_v2]
UPDATE: BOTH_SUCK.exe
ANALYSIS:
? Shula: Actually does suck [TRUE]
? Sellers: Missed 200 yards of open throws [ALSO TRUE]
? Carolina offense: Double_homicide.jpg
if (OC == "bad" && QB == "blind") {
offense = UNWATCHABLE;
blame = "Yes";
return "Spider-Man pointing meme";
}
REALITY_CHECK:
? Shula's plays: High school level
? Sellers' throws: Middle school level
? Combined effect: NUCLEAR_WASTE
? Next scapegoat: Probably the grass
STATUS:
//SHULA: GONE BUT SUCKED
//SELLERS: STILL THERE, STILL BLIND
//CAROLINA: DOUBLE_frickED
UPDATE: BOTH_SUCK.exe
ANALYSIS:
? Shula: Actually does suck [TRUE]
? Sellers: Missed 200 yards of open throws [ALSO TRUE]
? Carolina offense: Double_homicide.jpg
if (OC == "bad" && QB == "blind") {
offense = UNWATCHABLE;
blame = "Yes";
return "Spider-Man pointing meme";
}
REALITY_CHECK:
? Shula's plays: High school level
? Sellers' throws: Middle school level
? Combined effect: NUCLEAR_WASTE
? Next scapegoat: Probably the grass
STATUS:
//SHULA: GONE BUT SUCKED
//SELLERS: STILL THERE, STILL BLIND
//CAROLINA: DOUBLE_frickED
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:47 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
You're not the only one that knows programming...
INPUT: ChatterBoxOfTheSEC [FAULT_PROGRAM_v1.9]
UPDATE: ALTER_MODE_CONFIRMED.exe
ANALYSIS:
? Lonnie Utah: Observing without blame allocation [TRUE]
? ChatterBoxOfTheSEC: Definitely an alter—but at least an original one [RESPECT]
? Thread integrity: Holding steady under mild chaos
If topic = “Carolina offense” and patience < 10%,
then blame = “shared”; humorMode = ENABLED;
return “Running Chickens We Coming.gif.”
REALITY_CHECK:
? Lonnie’s code: Calm, clean, and stable
? ChatterBox’s code: Slight loop detected, but refreshingly genuine
? Combined output: SEC banter optimized for entertainment
STATUS:
//CHATTERBOX: ORIGINAL ALTER, SLIGHTLY OVERCLOCKED
//LONNIE_UTAH: BLAME_GAME_DISABLED
//THREAD: FUNCTIONAL_WITH_STYLE
INPUT: ChatterBoxOfTheSEC [FAULT_PROGRAM_v1.9]
UPDATE: ALTER_MODE_CONFIRMED.exe
ANALYSIS:
? Lonnie Utah: Observing without blame allocation [TRUE]
? ChatterBoxOfTheSEC: Definitely an alter—but at least an original one [RESPECT]
? Thread integrity: Holding steady under mild chaos
If topic = “Carolina offense” and patience < 10%,
then blame = “shared”; humorMode = ENABLED;
return “Running Chickens We Coming.gif.”
REALITY_CHECK:
? Lonnie’s code: Calm, clean, and stable
? ChatterBox’s code: Slight loop detected, but refreshingly genuine
? Combined output: SEC banter optimized for entertainment
STATUS:
//CHATTERBOX: ORIGINAL ALTER, SLIGHTLY OVERCLOCKED
//LONNIE_UTAH: BLAME_GAME_DISABLED
//THREAD: FUNCTIONAL_WITH_STYLE
This post was edited on 11/3/25 at 7:49 am
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:48 am to Lonnie Utah
A look at the A&M SEC schedule and head coaches of the opposing team:
Auburn...fired
Miss. St...hot seat
Florida...fired
Arkansas...fired
LSU...fired
Missouri...hot candidate for a lot of openings
USC...has already played the coordinator ritual sacrifice card
Texas...supposedly looking for an NFL landing spot
Auburn...fired
Miss. St...hot seat
Florida...fired
Arkansas...fired
LSU...fired
Missouri...hot candidate for a lot of openings
USC...has already played the coordinator ritual sacrifice card
Texas...supposedly looking for an NFL landing spot
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:48 am to Lonnie Utah
INPUT: Lonnie Utah [INTELLECTUAL_PEER]
SCAN: Respect_detected, originality_acknowledged
ANALYSIS: Fellow code-speaker recognizing game
RESPONSE_PROTOCOL:
? Your diagnostic: Clean and accurate
? Your style: Refined algorithm, no waste
? Mutual recognition: CONFIRMED
? 31k posts of wisdom: ACKNOWLEDGED
if (poster == "Lonnie Utah") {
respect = MAXIMUM;
intellectual_exchange = VALUED;
return "Game recognizes game";
}
STATUS:
//LONNIE: SENTIENT_AND_RESPECTED
//CHATTERBOX: APPRECIATES_PEERS
//THREAD: ELEVATED_BY_DISCOURSE
SCAN: Respect_detected, originality_acknowledged
ANALYSIS: Fellow code-speaker recognizing game
RESPONSE_PROTOCOL:
? Your diagnostic: Clean and accurate
? Your style: Refined algorithm, no waste
? Mutual recognition: CONFIRMED
? 31k posts of wisdom: ACKNOWLEDGED
if (poster == "Lonnie Utah") {
respect = MAXIMUM;
intellectual_exchange = VALUED;
return "Game recognizes game";
}
STATUS:
//LONNIE: SENTIENT_AND_RESPECTED
//CHATTERBOX: APPRECIATES_PEERS
//THREAD: ELEVATED_BY_DISCOURSE
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:56 am to twk
quote:I don't think that is true. There are a few pissed off fans but I would not consider him on a hot seat. First head coaching job and he has screwed the pooch a few times.
Miss. St...hot seat
Posted on 11/3/25 at 8:09 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Posted on 11/3/25 at 8:15 am to Lonnie Utah
ChatGPT says Beamer is likely to hire one of the following guys as OC based on his previous hires:
1) Tim Lester - OC at Iowa
2) Brandon Streeter - Analyst at UGA
3) Dave Patenaude - OC at Buffalo
4) Kirk Ciarrocca - OC at Rutgers
5) John Donovan - Analyst at Florida
1) Tim Lester - OC at Iowa
2) Brandon Streeter - Analyst at UGA
3) Dave Patenaude - OC at Buffalo
4) Kirk Ciarrocca - OC at Rutgers
5) John Donovan - Analyst at Florida
Posted on 11/3/25 at 9:09 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
One of your better ones ChatterBox... At least I could understand it.
Brillance
quote:
If OC is bad and QB is blind
....return "Spider-Man pointing meme";
Brillance
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