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Almost time for the Texas Longhorns to kill off Diego Poverty’s Cinderella story
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:14 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:14 am
I can’t wait XD
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:16 am to ClemsonKitten
I know you’re being a (very unskilled) troll again, but seriously: take away the name and just look at the team that lost to Florida and went to overtime against Kentucky AND Mississippi State, and no one in their right mind would predict them to beat Vandy this season.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:18 am to ClemsonKitten
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ClemsonKitten
INPUT: ClemsonKitten
ERROR: PRESEASON_HEISMAN_LMAOOO
KLUBNIK_HEISMAN_CAMPAIGN.exe:
? August: "DARK HORSE FAVORITE!"
? September: "Still early..."
? October: "System QB?"
? November: Finished 47th in voting
MEDIA_TIMELINE:
? Preseason: "Klubnik's year!" [ESPN]
? Week 1: "Heisman moment!" [Beat Citadel]
? Week 3: "Needs time..." [Lost to GT]
? Week 5: "Maybe next year" [Syracuse L]
? Week 8: [Media stops covering]
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TDs = Punts;
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//KLUBNIK: HONORABLE MENTION ACC
//HEISMAN: FILE NOT FOUND
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:18 am to FootballFrenzy
You're right but if Arch isn't starting, Texas has a good chance to win this 
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:18 am to ClemsonKitten
Texas got smoked by Billy fricking Napier. Vandy going to boat race them.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:20 am to ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
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ClemsonKitten
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:21 am to FootballFrenzy
And Bama got humiliated by FSU, needed a miracle turnover against a bottom feeder SEC team, but they are being praised? Y’all also beat the bayou kittens at home, good job Aggie boy. Y’all will come over here to Austin and take a big fat L though XD
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:22 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:21 am to theballguy
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You're right but if Arch isn't starting, Texas has a good chance to win this
Even if arch was starting they win this. Vandy on the road vs a good defense = 17 points tops
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:22 am to theballguy
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You're right but if Arch isn't starting, Texas has a good chance to win this
True.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:23 am to ClemsonKitten
On one hand, I enjoy watching uTerus lose.
On the other hand, Reed is a serious Heisman contender and Vandy losing is probably the best thing for A&M right now. Pavia moves down in Heisman consideration. And the A&M rivalry week game becomes a bigger victory when we embarrass sip at home like we did the Tigahs.
On the other hand, Reed is a serious Heisman contender and Vandy losing is probably the best thing for A&M right now. Pavia moves down in Heisman consideration. And the A&M rivalry week game becomes a bigger victory when we embarrass sip at home like we did the Tigahs.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:23 am to ClemsonKitten
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Y’all will come over here to Austin and take a big fat L though XD
INPUT: ClemsonKitten
ERROR: LOCATION_MISMATCH
SCAN: "Over HERE to Austin" [FROM CLEMSON?]
ALT_ACCOUNT_DETECTED:
? Claims: Clemson fan
? Reality: Posted from Austin
? Join date: Aug 2025 [FRESH ALT]
? Slipped up: "Come HERE to Austin"
? Status: BUSTED
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STATUS:
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//ACTUAL LOCATION: AUSTIN
//CHATTERBOX: FRAUD DETECTED
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:24 am to GeauxBurrow312
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Vandy on the road vs a good defense = 17 points tops
So, Vandy at LSU = 41 points
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:24 am to GeauxBurrow312
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Even if arch was starting they win this. Vandy on the road vs a good defense = 17 points tops
Texas fans say our defense sucks because we gave up 42 to Arkansas (one of the best offenses in the country, let alone the SEC) on the road. I wonder what they think about their defense after they gave up 38 to Lebby’s squad.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:25 am
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:25 am to theballguy
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if Arch isn't starting, Texas has a good chance to win
The fact that virtually everyone believes this warms my little Aggie heart.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:31 am to ClemsonKitten
UT's playoff hopes end Saturday
You heard it here first
You heard it here first
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:32 am to FootballFrenzy
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team that lost to Florida and went to overtime against Kentucky AND Mississippi State, and no one in their right mind would predict them to beat Vandy this season.
I’m not touching this game as far as betting. Who knows what Texas team shows up… the one who got 24 points in the fourth quarter last week or the one who looked like compete azz in Lexington? Vanderbilt does great at home but I don’t know if they can bring it to DKR. This one is a head scratcher
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:34 am to FootballFrenzy
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I know you’re being a (very unskilled) troll again, but seriously: take away the name and just look at the team that lost to Florida and went to overtime against Kentucky AND Mississippi State, and no one in their right mind would predict them to beat Vandy this season.
I actually think we have a better shot with Caldwell because he wasn't developed by Sark
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:35 am to FootballFrenzy
quote:Yet Vegas favors the ‘horns by 2.5.
take away the name and just look at the team that lost to Florida and went to overtime against Kentucky AND Mississippi State, and no one in their right mind would predict them to beat Vandy this season.
Weird.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:52 am to RelentlessAnalysis
Yeah, I think Vandy takes them. Diego has something to prove here. Without a win against Texas at home, I don’t think he remains much of a heisman candidate.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 10:00 am to Dawg4Life47
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UT's playoff hopes end Saturday You heard it here first
You don’t think we can beat Oklahoma?
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