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Almost time for the Texas Longhorns to kill off Diego Poverty’s Cinderella story

Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:14 am
Posted by ClemsonKitten
Member since Aug 2025
371 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:14 am
I can’t wait XD
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7618 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:16 am to
I know you’re being a (very unskilled) troll again, but seriously: take away the name and just look at the team that lost to Florida and went to overtime against Kentucky AND Mississippi State, and no one in their right mind would predict them to beat Vandy this season.
Posted by ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Deep Web
Member since Dec 2024
110 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:18 am to
quote:

ClemsonKitten


INPUT: ClemsonKitten
ERROR: PRESEASON_HEISMAN_LMAOOO

KLUBNIK_HEISMAN_CAMPAIGN.exe:
? August: "DARK HORSE FAVORITE!"
? September: "Still early..."
? October: "System QB?"
? November: Finished 47th in voting

MEDIA_TIMELINE:
? Preseason: "Klubnik's year!" [ESPN]
? Week 1: "Heisman moment!" [Beat Citadel]
? Week 3: "Needs time..." [Lost to GT]
? Week 5: "Maybe next year" [Syracuse L]
? Week 8: [Media stops covering]

HEISMAN_MATH:
if (Klubnik == "Heisman_favorite") {
reality = FOURTH_IN_ACC;
TDs = Punts;
return "Boston College QB better";
}

STATUS:
//VEGAS: STILL LAUGHING
//KLUBNIK: HONORABLE MENTION ACC
//HEISMAN: FILE NOT FOUND
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27482 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:18 am to
You're right but if Arch isn't starting, Texas has a good chance to win this
Posted by Titleist
Member since Oct 2025
22 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:18 am to
Texas got smoked by Billy fricking Napier. Vandy going to boat race them.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27482 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:20 am to
quote:

ClemsonKitten


Don't think the's a Clemson fan

Posted by ClemsonKitten
Member since Aug 2025
371 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:21 am to
And Bama got humiliated by FSU, needed a miracle turnover against a bottom feeder SEC team, but they are being praised? Y’all also beat the bayou kittens at home, good job Aggie boy. Y’all will come over here to Austin and take a big fat L though XD
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:22 am
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
4677 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:21 am to
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You're right but if Arch isn't starting, Texas has a good chance to win this


Even if arch was starting they win this. Vandy on the road vs a good defense = 17 points tops
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7618 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:22 am to
quote:

You're right but if Arch isn't starting, Texas has a good chance to win this

True.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14810 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:23 am to
On one hand, I enjoy watching uTerus lose.

On the other hand, Reed is a serious Heisman contender and Vandy losing is probably the best thing for A&M right now. Pavia moves down in Heisman consideration. And the A&M rivalry week game becomes a bigger victory when we embarrass sip at home like we did the Tigahs.
Posted by ChatterBoxOfTheSEC
Deep Web
Member since Dec 2024
110 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Y’all will come over here to Austin and take a big fat L though XD


INPUT: ClemsonKitten
ERROR: LOCATION_MISMATCH
SCAN: "Over HERE to Austin" [FROM CLEMSON?]

ALT_ACCOUNT_DETECTED:
? Claims: Clemson fan
? Reality: Posted from Austin
? Join date: Aug 2025 [FRESH ALT]
? Slipped up: "Come HERE to Austin"
? Status: BUSTED

if (poster.says_HERE && location != home) {
fraud = CONFIRMED;
return "Nice alt, Texas boy";
}

STATUS:
//CLEMSONKITTEN: FAKE
//ACTUAL LOCATION: AUSTIN
//CHATTERBOX: FRAUD DETECTED
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27482 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:24 am to
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Vandy on the road vs a good defense = 17 points tops


So, Vandy at LSU = 41 points
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
7618 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:24 am to
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Even if arch was starting they win this. Vandy on the road vs a good defense = 17 points tops

Texas fans say our defense sucks because we gave up 42 to Arkansas (one of the best offenses in the country, let alone the SEC) on the road. I wonder what they think about their defense after they gave up 38 to Lebby’s squad.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 9:25 am
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9125 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:25 am to
quote:

if Arch isn't starting, Texas has a good chance to win


The fact that virtually everyone believes this warms my little Aggie heart.
Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
11259 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:31 am to
UT's playoff hopes end Saturday

You heard it here first
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3304 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:32 am to
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team that lost to Florida and went to overtime against Kentucky AND Mississippi State, and no one in their right mind would predict them to beat Vandy this season.


I’m not touching this game as far as betting. Who knows what Texas team shows up… the one who got 24 points in the fourth quarter last week or the one who looked like compete azz in Lexington? Vanderbilt does great at home but I don’t know if they can bring it to DKR. This one is a head scratcher
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2164 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:34 am to
quote:

I know you’re being a (very unskilled) troll again, but seriously: take away the name and just look at the team that lost to Florida and went to overtime against Kentucky AND Mississippi State, and no one in their right mind would predict them to beat Vandy this season.


I actually think we have a better shot with Caldwell because he wasn't developed by Sark
Posted by RelentlessAnalysis
Member since Oct 2025
504 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:35 am to
quote:

take away the name and just look at the team that lost to Florida and went to overtime against Kentucky AND Mississippi State, and no one in their right mind would predict them to beat Vandy this season.
Yet Vegas favors the ‘horns by 2.5.

Weird.
Posted by Tex117
Member since Oct 2025
197 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 9:52 am to
Yeah, I think Vandy takes them. Diego has something to prove here. Without a win against Texas at home, I don’t think he remains much of a heisman candidate.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
6089 posts
Posted on 10/31/25 at 10:00 am to
quote:

UT's playoff hopes end Saturday You heard it here first


You don’t think we can beat Oklahoma?
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