I want Saban to go fail at LSU

Did you get all the bama gravy out of that meat pipe?

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SO everyone will finally realize it’s the U OF A.

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I want Saban to go fail at LSU

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That would absolutely break this site.

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Louisiana but talking dynasty and bama can only win with Saban talk despite being en route to a title this

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Saban can win anywhere. You honestly think Saban wouldn’t have had 3-4 more titles at least if he would have stayed at LSU. Even Les Miles and Orgeron had one. Saban would have won one more at least in 06-07,11, 19

Coach Saban isn’t coming to LSU.

Sarah doesn't fail.