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Brian Kelly Cans and Can Nots

Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:02 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36778 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:02 pm
Can:

Make it to the CFP with Notre Dame talent.

Get away with killing a kid.

Can Not:

Make it to the CFP with LSU talent.

Speak with a Southern accent.


Feel free to add your own.
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 1:05 pm
Posted by TouchdownAlabama
Sweet Home Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
2242 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Make it to the CFP with Notre Dame weak arse schedule.


FIFY
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127231 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:04 pm to
quote:

Brian Kelly Can's and Can Nots
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36778 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:06 pm to
I was told he would have no trouble doing so with LSU talent.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
39571 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

Can Not:


Touch the net
Posted by Sponge
Member since Nov 2018
4774 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:06 pm to
Can not lose to a perennial average program like a&m back to back years without getting fired.
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
3773 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:07 pm to
Can: get sloppy dome from sidewalktiger whenever he pleases
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2115 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Can Not:


Keep it in his pants.
Posted by MassHole
Member since Dec 2021
1957 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:09 pm to
Can not spell etoufee
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
13459 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:11 pm to
Can:
Fake being angry by pounding the podium

Cannot:
Win SEC Championships
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
107377 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Speak with a Southern accent.


I was in attendance and personally heard him say "family" with a southern accent.
quote:

NATidefan

Posted by Mike C1
Member since Oct 2025
168 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:11 pm to
The Bama obsession over LSU
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
3773 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:12 pm to
another disappointed tigah fan.
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3127 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

Can Not:


Dance
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36778 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Dance


Oh, he most certainly can dance.


But so can Elaine Benes.
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
4933 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:19 pm to
Can: Wallpaper his office with $100 bills
Posted by bayou85
Concordia
Member since Sep 2016
11076 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:29 pm to
Can: talk about issues

Cannot: do anything about them.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
55663 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:30 pm to
Meh
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36778 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Meh


We aren't describing Tiger Seasons under Brian Kelly. I'm sure that's being done in another thread.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Canada
Member since Dec 2024
4971 posts
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:37 pm to
Can: drink like a good Irishman
Cannot: stop his team from playing like them
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