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Florida Fans, Put Down the Meth Pipe and Step Away From the Rumors.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:40 pm
Lane's boy threw game winning touchdown for Oxford High School last week and has made lots of friends in Oxford.
His daughter Landry is a sophomore at Ole Miss and is entrenched in sorority life with KKG and is loving every second of it.
Brother Chris lives on same street with his wife and 4 children.
...And yes he even moved his ex wife Layla to Oxford.
There isn't a snowball's chance in Hell that he is packing up for Gainesville.
Florida fans...Its been wildly entertaining to watch how disillusioned you all are....but you're not getting Lane. Get this far-fetched fantasy out of your meth-riddled carnie brains and move on to someone else. So go ahead and put that dream back in the trailer, sprinkle some meth dust on it, and roll on down the road.
His daughter Landry is a sophomore at Ole Miss and is entrenched in sorority life with KKG and is loving every second of it.
Brother Chris lives on same street with his wife and 4 children.
...And yes he even moved his ex wife Layla to Oxford.
There isn't a snowball's chance in Hell that he is packing up for Gainesville.
Florida fans...Its been wildly entertaining to watch how disillusioned you all are....but you're not getting Lane. Get this far-fetched fantasy out of your meth-riddled carnie brains and move on to someone else. So go ahead and put that dream back in the trailer, sprinkle some meth dust on it, and roll on down the road.
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Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:43 pm to lockthevaught
Mississippi talking about another State using meth...lol. Kentucky next?
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:45 pm to lockthevaught
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.And yes he even moved his ex wife Layla to Oxford.
He definitely gone
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:46 pm to Gatorbait2008
not another state....just Gainesville. Meth isn't prevalent in Oxford. What happens in the rest of the state doesn't mean it happens in Oxford.
Just like the rest of Florida not being a shithole doesn't mean Gainesville isn't a shithole.
Oxford has coke.
Just like the rest of Florida not being a shithole doesn't mean Gainesville isn't a shithole.
Oxford has coke.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:46 pm to lockthevaught
If nothing else, y'all are going to have to pony up more dinero after he takes you to the SEC title game. We owe State to try and divert Ole Miss' funds away from the NIL. It is the least we can do after taking their AD, coach, and them giving us the game on Saturday.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:47 pm to lockthevaught
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And yes he even moved his ex wife Layla to Oxford.
Midnight booty call for when the co-eds are busy.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:47 pm to lockthevaught
You know what? You're right.
No HC in the history of coaching has ever changed schools with his kids in local athletics n the same town of his current team.
No HC in the history of coaching has ever changed schools with his kids in local athletics n the same town of his current team.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:48 pm to Tantal
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Midnight booty call for when the co-eds are busy.
Joey Freshwater, you rascal you
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:50 pm to Gatorbait2008
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Mississippi talking about another State using meth...lol. Kentucky next?
You literally have Alligators with detectable levels of methamphetamine swimming around the swamps of Florida from all the meth labs and tweakers flushing meth down the toilet when they get raided.
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:51 pm to dbuchanon
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No HC in the history of coaching has ever changed schools with his kids in local athletics n the same town of his current team.
Not just kids, his entire family. Find me an example of that
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:51 pm to bigDgator
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If nothing else, y'all are going to have to pony up more dinero after he takes you to the SEC title game.
Lol oh no
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:52 pm to sorantable
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Lol oh no
The horrors of it all!!!!
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:52 pm to lockthevaught
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Not just kids, his entire family. Find me an example of that
Houses apparently cant be sold in Oxford once you buy them
Youre right bro, he'll die in Oxford ...
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:54 pm to lockthevaught
Besides with Florida's fan base, just like Auburn the job, it will be open again after 3 years ...they don't have patience..and they have a much tougher schedule
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:55 pm to lockthevaught
Article? Not saying you're wrong. Data says OU and Texas have the most meth heads in the SEC... oddly
LINK
LINK
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:55 pm to lockthevaught
Yep... he gone
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:58 pm to lockthevaught
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lockthevaught
Calm down bro, I really dont gaf lol. I'm bored at work and trolling
Ive stated a few times Lane would be more for entertainment purposes only, there are a few guys Id be just as happy if we got instead of Lane
Posted on 10/23/25 at 12:59 pm to lockthevaught
The first stage of grief is denial.
OP is going through it. Prayers up, baws.
OP is going through it. Prayers up, baws.
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:04 pm to lockthevaught
Lol to come on here and give the reason of his kids have friends in Oxford is why he isn't taking the job is laughable.. I know this is the first time Ole Miss has ever had a coach that another school has ever wanted, but come on dude and I am not a Florida fan. If your dad is Lane Kiffin and head coach of any SEC school its not going to be hard for his kids to find some new friends.. It all comes down to what Lane wants, of course he isn't going to come out in the middle of the year and take the job.. If he thinks Florida is a better opportunity for him, he is gone.. By the way he has enough money to move his entire family again. actually I am certain that Florida will pay for that.
Posted on 10/23/25 at 1:06 pm to Gatorbait2008
Discovery Channel made a documentary about it over the Summer. Drug tested urine from multiple alligators behind a trailer park and detected methamphetamine.
This post was edited on 10/23/25 at 1:09 pm
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