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Everything everyone does everywhere is because of Alabama

Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:20 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16850 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:20 pm
Lane didn’t go to Auburn because it would be the ultimate f/u to Nick Saban and kill any chance he had at getting the only call everyone task anytime every time.

Saban has a tard tard assistant at UGA pretending to be at Bama.

LSU had Saban but no one remembers and he left his mark at Bama.

Auburn is permanently little brother to Alabama.

Tenner is a poor man’s Alabama.

Everyone everywhere everything Alabama.

Roll Tide

Watcha got?
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31622 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:23 pm to
I'll say these current coaching salaries & contracts coupled with quick trigger AD's firing coaches left & right are a byproduct of what Coach Saban accomplished in his career. The man re-wrote the record books in more ways than one, and the aftereffects will be felt for decades.
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 4:25 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:32 pm to
Grown men crying in the stands and grown women fighting in the stands is only something I've ever seen at Alabama.
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
5141 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:35 pm to
I can’t see Alabama continuing to be elite in the NIL era. They’re poor, they live in West Alabama. They can’t stack talent anymore. The degree is worth shite. It may take 10 years, but eventually Alabama will be Arkansas.
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
1730 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:46 pm to
While a lot of what you wrote has legs… this is the truest most legitimate unarguable statement of all.

quote:

Auburn is permanently little brother to Alabama.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30369 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Grown men crying in the stands and grown women fighting in the stands is only something I've ever seen at Alabama.


Never been to an NFL game I see
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:47 pm to
Gumps getting cum blasted by 4 TDs in the natty vs Clemson was the official end of the dynasty.

Saban losing at home to Ed Orgeron in front of a sitting US President before losing to Brian Kelly with a Heisman winner at QB and the #1 and #3 draft picks forever broke that pathetic fanbase.

Example:

Posted by Smokeyone
Maryville Tn
Member since Jul 2016
20816 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:51 pm to
You were a Tylenol baby weren’t you.
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
1730 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:52 pm to
It wasn’t having an over 60% all time winning percentage over lsu… it’s not even having over a 70% winning percentage in that shite hole Derp Valley…

Nope, it’s neither of those… it was 21-0 in your home state that completely and utterly broke your entire fan base… eat s.h.it. you cajun fricktard.
This post was edited on 10/16/25 at 4:53 pm
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
82516 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 4:59 pm to
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NFLSU




Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
18263 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:02 pm to
Ouch.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
24630 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:02 pm to
AAALALLAAAABBBAAAAMMMMMAAAA

RRROOOLLLLLLLLL TTIIDDDDDEEEEEE!!!
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

it was 21-0 in your home state that completely and utterly broke your entire fan base

Umm... that was a significant crack. It was a screen pass for a TD back in Baton Rouge the following Nov that broke the dam wide open.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:07 pm to
Every bad call made by an officiating crew in the SEC, regardless if Bama is playing in said game, is because of Bama and the corrupt SEC HQs in Birmingham somehow propping them up.
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
18263 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
19808 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

I can’t see Alabama continuing to be elite in the NIL era. They’re poor, they live in West Alabama. They can’t stack talent anymore. The degree is worth shite. It may take 10 years, but eventually Alabama will be Arkansas.

Then why was Bama already a top 3-5 program all time before Saban stepped foot in Tuscaloosa?

And Saban is gone yet Bama still has a top 2 roster in CFB based on the composite.

And Saban is gone yet Bama is still signing top 3-5 classes annually.

And Saban is gone yet Bama has the coach with the best record against the top 10 and top 25 in all of CFB.

It’s almost as if Bama is just really good at football.
Posted by Yaz 8
Member since Jun 2020
1323 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:09 pm to
Better to have had a dynasty and lost than to never had a dynasty at all. 57-27-5
Posted by ghoast
Member since Jul 2020
1730 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:10 pm to
quote:

Umm... that was a significant crack. It was a screen pass for a TD back in Baton Rouge the following Nov that broke the dam wide open.


Truth… sentiment stands…
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
5141 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:12 pm to
Because NIL didn’t exist before Saban, numb nuts. Your program is poor. It’s not that complicated. And West Alabama is an undesirable place to live.
Posted by Lsufreakout
Member since Sep 2024
242 posts
Posted on 10/16/25 at 5:12 pm to
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NFLSU


Damn dude, we all know you have changed.
That 2 year ban must have made you reflect on your ways and change

Stay strong, we have all faith in you
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