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I just learned that Mike Elko played safety in college

Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:00 pm
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17210 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:00 pm
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That was not on my bingo card.
Posted by SPAGHETTI PLATE
Montgomery, Texas
Member since Jan 2025
1091 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:02 pm to
First one to practice, last to leave

A real lunch pail type of guy.

Deceptive athleticism
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47005 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:14 pm to
you eat like crazy because you're trying to gain weight



then after you don't play anymore, you can't stop eating
Posted by Flying DeLorean
Member since Aug 2021
344 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:39 pm to
I don’t rememeber Coach being quite so portly when he was our DC. Not near as much camera time though. Genuine fear we lose him; not to another school poaching, but to health complications.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
3091 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:47 pm to
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then after you don't play anymore, you can't stop eating

He didn't just get a gut.

Even his head and neck got fat.

He is a doppelganger to Jabba the Hutt...

Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
2488 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:48 pm to
Mark Mangino was a wide receiver
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65580 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:54 pm to
Sideline to sideline defender


Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:17 pm to
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That was not on my bingo card.


I don't think Elko could fit on a bingo card.
Posted by Wellborn
Cypress, TX
Member since Oct 2014
4741 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:38 pm to
He’d definitely benefit from a GLP1.

As far as his coaching goes, he is an insanely smart, no-nonsense guy who has a great eye for details.

The change in culture he’s brought to the program in less than 2 years is rather remarkable. And he frequently opens his PCs by encouraging other teams on campus, and gets involved. He’s been a great addition.

Glad he’s ours, size XXXL and all.
This post was edited on 10/13/25 at 6:54 pm
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17210 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:48 pm to
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That being said, as far as his coaching goes, he is an insanely smart, no-nonsense guy who has a great eye for details.



He is a good coach.
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
9022 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:05 pm to
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I don’t rememeber Coach being quite so portly



After he delivers those twins he should get back to a reasonable size.
Posted by dawgfacedmutt
God's Country
Member since Oct 2024
579 posts
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:20 pm to
He could probably still start for UPenn.

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