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I just learned that Mike Elko played safety in college
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:02 pm to Imber
First one to practice, last to leave
A real lunch pail type of guy.
Deceptive athleticism
A real lunch pail type of guy.
Deceptive athleticism
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:14 pm to Imber
you eat like crazy because you're trying to gain weight
then after you don't play anymore, you can't stop eating
then after you don't play anymore, you can't stop eating
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:39 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I don’t rememeber Coach being quite so portly when he was our DC. Not near as much camera time though. Genuine fear we lose him; not to another school poaching, but to health complications.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:47 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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then after you don't play anymore, you can't stop eating
He didn't just get a gut.
Even his head and neck got fat.
He is a doppelganger to Jabba the Hutt...

Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:48 pm to Imber
Mark Mangino was a wide receiver
Posted on 10/13/25 at 4:54 pm to Imber
Sideline to sideline defender


Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:17 pm to Imber
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That was not on my bingo card.
I don't think Elko could fit on a bingo card.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:38 pm to Imber
He’d definitely benefit from a GLP1.
As far as his coaching goes, he is an insanely smart, no-nonsense guy who has a great eye for details.
The change in culture he’s brought to the program in less than 2 years is rather remarkable. And he frequently opens his PCs by encouraging other teams on campus, and gets involved. He’s been a great addition.
Glad he’s ours, size XXXL and all.
As far as his coaching goes, he is an insanely smart, no-nonsense guy who has a great eye for details.
The change in culture he’s brought to the program in less than 2 years is rather remarkable. And he frequently opens his PCs by encouraging other teams on campus, and gets involved. He’s been a great addition.
Glad he’s ours, size XXXL and all.
This post was edited on 10/13/25 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 10/13/25 at 5:48 pm to Wellborn
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That being said, as far as his coaching goes, he is an insanely smart, no-nonsense guy who has a great eye for details.
He is a good coach.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:05 pm to Flying DeLorean
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I don’t rememeber Coach being quite so portly
After he delivers those twins he should get back to a reasonable size.
Posted on 10/13/25 at 6:20 pm to Imber
He could probably still start for UPenn.
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