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Momma sold eggs at the Grocery Store

Posted on 10/3/25 at 7:26 pm
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
12505 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 7:26 pm
My older sister is a first rate Whore

My daddy says she can’t come home no more

And he means it
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Member since Jun 2023
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Posted on 10/3/25 at 9:12 pm to


… There were thirteen kids and a bunch of dogs

A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
8094 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 10:30 pm to
I spent the summertime cuttin' up logs for the winter
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60648 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 2:59 am to
Tryin' like the devil to find the Lord;
Workin' like a nagger for my room and board;
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:24 am to
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
12505 posts
Posted on 10/5/25 at 4:25 pm to
Wood burning stove, no natural gas

If that ain’t Country, I’ll kiss your arse
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21815 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 5:17 am to
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first rate Whore
how much she charge ya?
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
18990 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 8:49 am to
His dirty album was the GOAT.
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
12505 posts
Posted on 10/8/25 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

His dirty album was the GOAT


That album is too Hot for the OT
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21815 posts
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:49 am to
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like a nagger




my wife is my offical nagger.
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