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Sark finally overcomes the wealth of Texas
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:43 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:43 am
By golly I think the untouchable Sark has finally figured out how to return to 7-win normality, despite the tidal wave of Texas money and resources.
Since NIL has kicked into gear:
a) Nick Saban took a walk, and...
b) Longhorn football returned to prominence overnight
But despite a couple years of having to work through this sudden surge of monetary boost to the Texas cause, I think 7-win Sark is finally on track to overcome the built-in advantages of Texas and still produce a solid 7-win ball club out of the Longhorns.
Let's face it, this couldn't have been easy. Texas is swimming in talent - the best money can buy. It takes a seasoned and shrewd focus to mold this plentiful bounty into a 7-win club.
Nice work Sark! Have a drink on me!
Please.
Since NIL has kicked into gear:
a) Nick Saban took a walk, and...
b) Longhorn football returned to prominence overnight
But despite a couple years of having to work through this sudden surge of monetary boost to the Texas cause, I think 7-win Sark is finally on track to overcome the built-in advantages of Texas and still produce a solid 7-win ball club out of the Longhorns.
Let's face it, this couldn't have been easy. Texas is swimming in talent - the best money can buy. It takes a seasoned and shrewd focus to mold this plentiful bounty into a 7-win club.
Nice work Sark! Have a drink on me!
Please.
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Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:44 am to MtVernon
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:45 am to MtVernon
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By golly I think the untouchable Sark has finally figured out how to return to 7-win normality, despite the tidal wave of Texas money and resources.
Since NIL has kicked into gear:
a) Nick Saban took a walk, and...
b) Longhorn football returned to prominence overnight
But despite a couple years of having to work through this sudden surge of monetary boost to the Texas cause, I think 7-win Sark is finally on track to overcome the built-in advantages of Texas and still produce a solid 7-win ball club out of the Longhorns.
Let's face it, this couldn't have been easy. Texas is swimming in talent - the best money can buy. It takes a seasoned and shrewd focus to mold this plentiful bounty into a 7-win club.
Nice work Sark! Have a drink on me!
Please.
No worries. Our fans will show up to tell us "but sark isn't the one out there making penalties, overthrowing WRs, dropping the ball, etc"
The guy responsible for all of the above. He's untouchable. Any criticism and you get the scarlet letter of "not a real horn fan"
My favorite is the texas board on this site. Any criticism and you'll get banned or your posts deleted. It's katie at horn fans all over again. I fully expect a "no sex at all" locked topic soon.
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 10:48 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:46 am to MtVernon
Sark bet everything on Manning. Built the whole team around him. Texas will still win a bunch of games because of their cheesecake schedule
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:46 am to Old Sarge
The classic double reverse melt sauteed in satire. Well done sir. 
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:47 am to MtVernon
quote:Jesus some of our “fans” are the programs biggest enemy. Texas just won 25 games over the last 2 seasons after wandering the wilderness for almost 15 years before that.
But despite a couple years of having to work through this sudden surge of monetary boost to the Texas cause, I think 7-win Sark is finally on track to overcome the built-in advantages of Texas and still produce a solid 7-win ball club out of the Longhorns.
Let's face it, this couldn't have been easy. Texas is swimming in talent - the best money can buy. It takes a seasoned and shrewd focus to mold this plentiful bounty into a 7-win club.
Nice work Sark! Have a drink on me!
Sarkisian and staff recruited and developed 24 draft picks in those two years after ZERO were drafted from the first team he inherited
I agree he’s not above criticism, and I’m leaning toward the qb panning out to be a complete bust, but I think he’s earned the benefit of the doubt to right the ship just 3 games in
Otherwise, who is your pick to replace him?
Better yet, whose alter are you?
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 10:49 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:48 am to MtVernon
aTm feels your pain and says "Welcome to the club". They learned the same thing a few years back.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:49 am to menu2
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Whose alter are you?
and there it is. Just like I said
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 10:50 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:50 am to hookem33
quote:Hard to disagree with this
My favorite is the texas board on this site. Any criticism and you'll get banned or your posts deleted. It's katie at horn fans all over again. I fully expect a "no sex at all" locked topic soon.
BigBro is a total pussy of a poster
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:51 am to hookem33
quote:You must not be familiar with OP’s posts (which is hard to believe since the guy has no life outside this site based on his posting volume)
and there it is. Just like I said
Texas could’ve beat Ohio State on the road by 21 and he’d still find something to bitch at sark about
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:51 am to menu2
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Hard to disagree with this
BigBro is a total pussy of a poster
Then why on earth would you accuse a horn fan who is critical of not being a real fan if you agree with some of the criticism?
No one, including me, is calling for sark to be fired but it's clear as day that he's taken on way too much and he needs help on offense.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:51 am to menu2
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Texas money recruited and developed 24 draft picks in those two years after ZERO were drafted from the first team he inherited
FIFY. Btw, did you not process what I wrote?
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:53 am to hookem33
quote:totally with you there. Sarkisian is a song writer that can’t sing:
it's clear as day that he's taken on way too much and he needs help on offense.
Great play designer, horrible in-game play caller
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:54 am to menu2
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My favorite is the texas board on this site. Any criticism and you'll get banned or your posts deleted. It's katie at horn fans all over again. I fully expect a "no sex at all" locked topic soon.
Hard to disagree with this
BigBro is a total pussy of a poster
Dunno if OrangeBloods is still around, but the mods on that forum were bitches. Any reasonable conversation that wasn't completely sucking up to Horns was insta ban.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:54 am to MtVernon
quote:give me a break dude. Everybody is using NIL. Texas has even lost recruitments by it yet still finish with solid classes
FIFY. Btw, did you not process what I wrote?
I don’t know what your irrational hatred of Sarkisian is given the fact that he’s delivered far more than the previous coaches, but if you want Herman or Strong so bad, be my guest. You and them deserve eachother
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:55 am to GamerAg
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Dunno if OrangeBloods is still around, but the mods on that forum were bitches. Any reasonable conversation that wasn't completely sucking up to Horns was insta ban.
some truth to that but hornfans was the absolute worst. Katie would not allow any criticism of Mack at all. Horn fans, I could be wrong about this, but didn't the original shaggy bevo spawn from all the people she banned? or am I remembering that wrong?
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 10:56 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:57 am to menu2
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totally with you there. Sarkisian is a song writer that can’t sing:
absolutely 100% with you on that.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:57 am to MtVernon
I applaud the melt. Well done but....
If it is it's not apparent on the field. You're QB is one of the worst, if not the worst in the league. Gators have a solid argument against that, but I have a hard time thinking of any other QB who has performed as poorly as Arch.
11 of 25 for 114 yards and an interception. Ooooof.
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Texas is swimming in talent
If it is it's not apparent on the field. You're QB is one of the worst, if not the worst in the league. Gators have a solid argument against that, but I have a hard time thinking of any other QB who has performed as poorly as Arch.
11 of 25 for 114 yards and an interception. Ooooof.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:58 am to menu2
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I don’t know what your irrational hatred of Sarkisian is given the fact that he’s delivered far more than the previous coaches
You still aren't processing.
1) I'm not hating. It's called root cause analysis.
2) I've explained the sudden overnight "turn-around" of Texas, and you want to give a historically proven 7-win coach credit for it.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 10:59 am to SemperFiDawg
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If it is it's not apparent on the field. You're QB is one of the worst, if not the worst in the league. Gators have a solid argument against that, but I have a hard time thinking of any other QB who has performed as poorly as Arch.
11 of 25 for 114 yards and an interception. Ooooof.
I think the disconnect between horn fans is between the ones that blame arch for being a terrible qb and the ones who hold the man responsible for developing him as the issue.
I'm in the latter but, whatever it is, he is truly awful right now. I'd love for Sark to bring in a young, innovative OC but that's a pipe dream with the arrogance we're dealing with
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