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Dead Trees and Collective Tears
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:28 pm
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:28 pm
Who automatically thinks of killing trees when auburn wins a game? Some think it's the only way to prevent them from becoming too haughty and arrogant, which is a known characteristic of auburn fans.
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Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:28 pm to BamaLamaTide
Weird melt.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:29 pm to BamaLamaTide
Bama fans..
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:29 pm to aubiecat
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Weird melt.
Responses like that make people want to actually kill trees.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:33 pm to BamaLamaTide
gumps gonna gump.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:36 pm to MrAUTigers
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gumps gonna gump.
See what I mean. Just talking to any of you makes a lot of people automatically want to kill some trees in Lee County.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:41 pm to Rhino5
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Bama fans..
Here are the new trees.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:43 pm to BamaLamaTide
The ghost of Harvey Updyke supposedly haunts Toomer’s Corner. On calm fall nights people have reported smelling the distinctive smell of Spike 80 DF on the night air and seeing an ominous, dark figure wearing what looks like an elephant trunk hat
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:43 pm to BamaLamaTide
Who regrets the tornado wasn't stronger when reading some bama fans post?
Not that half these morons have ever set foot in Tuscaloosa or could find it on a map.
Not that half these morons have ever set foot in Tuscaloosa or could find it on a map.
This post was edited on 8/30/25 at 12:02 am
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:45 pm to BamaLamaTide
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:45 pm to BamaLamaTide
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Here are the new trees.
Yes your resident hall of fame Harvey Updyke had to pay us money for his psycho bama bullshite and then died.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:45 pm to captdalton
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The ghost of Harvey Updyke supposedly haunts Toomer’s Corner. On calm fall nights people have reported smelling the distinctive smell of Spike 80 DF on the night air and seeing an ominous, dark figure wearing what looks like an elephant trunk hat
Harvey always said it sure would be a shame if something should happen to the new tree. (wink,wink)Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:46 pm to BamaLamaTide
April 27th, 2011.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:46 pm to RandySavage
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Who regrets the tornado wasn't stronger when reading some bama fans post?
Not that half these morons have ever set don't in Tuscaloosa or could find it on a map.
I know exactly where Opelika is.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:48 pm to BamaLamaTide
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Who automatically thinks of killing trees when auburn wins a game?
Pretty sure his name is Harvey Updike, and he was a gump.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:48 pm to Rhino5
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Here are the new trees.
Yes your resident hall of fame Harvey Updyke had to pay us money for his psycho bama bullshite and then died.
The best of all men eventually die; it's part of life. Just like trees dying is a part of life.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:50 pm to BamaLamaTide
You planning on setting up a base or operations there for the next time auburn triggers you? Just remember your hero died a poor sad fat lonely old man
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:53 pm to RandySavage
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You planning on setting up a base or operations there for the next time auburn triggers you? Just remember your hero died a poor sad fat lonely old man
Sir Harvery died a hero and an inspiration to a whole new generation of little Alabama fans coming of age and learning about herbicides.
He achieved immortality.
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:54 pm to BamaLamaTide
Posted on 8/29/25 at 11:58 pm to Rhino5
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