BamaLamaTide
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| Registered on: | 8/16/2025 |
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re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 5:20 am to icecreamsnowball
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Steal Dabo from Clemson
The good thing about that is that Dabo has already been a coach at Bama before so he could come right in and pick up where he left off.
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re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 5:00 am to swinetime
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Hire lane kiffin
It's rolling down the tracks as we type.
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 4:57 am to AUreo
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Fire Karen and then hire Kiffin, please!
Whoa, whoa, I should have said all posters welcomed except auburn fans. My mistake.
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 4:54 am to theballguy
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Don’t worry baw, they still gon put Bama in the playoffs. It’s good to be the king
You're right. I don't know why I'm worrying, really.
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 4:51 am to STATEofMIND
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I just sent a letter to our landscaping group on campus to watch out for bama fans especially around any large trees on campus. We are the closest school to y’all and make an easy target.
That's probably a good thing to do, in private. Now that you have made it public, what you did, it's just like a challenge to see if we can sneak in there and pull it off.
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 4:48 am to Wolfhound45
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Children’s hospitals.
You can thank me later.
The problem with that is that are no real nice ones that are big enough to swindle money from without getting caught in Tuscaloosa.
Mostly, here in Alabama, we feel that if children can't take care of themselves, what good are they?
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 3:45 am to rich4pres
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Go get Arkansas State’s coach.
Here he is landing in Tuscaloosa yesterday.
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 3:34 am to olddawg26
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Y’all are just too spoiled to understand normal cfb fandom
I'll tell you what we do understand. Trees. Trees are about to start dying in every SEC college town across the conference if things don't change real soon.
Disgruntled Bama fans are the last group of people that arborists or rival fans want to deal with.
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 3:31 am to Audioman213
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Fire the LB coach who was ours under Mullen.
Good suggestion.
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 3:28 am to Texoticlifestyles531
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Suggestion would be find A QB, who was that idiot running the offense, the waterboy?
Top ranked 5 star Qbs, you need two every year, your Bama! You should have that!
That should get things flowing again
Right, I realize he isn't that good but, he is still better stat-wise than Archibald Manning, who is currently the hottest and most celebrated QB in recent history.
re: Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 3:26 am to Uga Alum
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This is the biggest overreaction I have seen on the rant in a long time. Alabama could still win the conference and make the playoff.
You don't offer a suggestion of any type yet, you still respond only to give false hope. That's evil.
Suggestions to turn Bama around? All posters welcomed.
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/3/25 at 2:27 am
Not many of you realize this because you are likely all wrapped up in your own team's expectations and the excitement that comes with a new season but, Bama is having an existential crisis.
In case you didn't know, Alabama lost to a seemingly sub-par FSU team. Bama players may be gay and some of them like children's stuffed animals to boot and lean to the creepy side.
Our coach seems to make 9.99 out of 10 people squeamish and it's not verified that he has a human backbone or is some kind of invertebrate that crawled out of the Pacific Ocean out 'dere on 'dat West Coast.
While our QB may put up better passer ratings than Arch Manning, Bama still seems to be a bit short in the quality QB department.
How in the frick this all happened so quickly is beyond many of us and we, I speak for all Bama fans, would like your opinions on what steps to take to improve.
In case you didn't know, Alabama lost to a seemingly sub-par FSU team. Bama players may be gay and some of them like children's stuffed animals to boot and lean to the creepy side.
Our coach seems to make 9.99 out of 10 people squeamish and it's not verified that he has a human backbone or is some kind of invertebrate that crawled out of the Pacific Ocean out 'dere on 'dat West Coast.
While our QB may put up better passer ratings than Arch Manning, Bama still seems to be a bit short in the quality QB department.
How in the frick this all happened so quickly is beyond many of us and we, I speak for all Bama fans, would like your opinions on what steps to take to improve.
re: Did someone here order a Gump Melt?
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/2/25 at 11:51 pm to AHM21
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It would seem Lew or one of the others in charge gave him a timeout. Either that or he chugged bleach.
I just heard a rumor you were the main one responsible for it.
Not sad!
re: Haven’t seen Cajunbama and Captdalton all day
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/1/25 at 11:20 pm to AuburnTigers
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i think he was given a spanking for being such a shite mod; derailing every thread on the recruiting board and getting caught red handed using one of his alters.
re: Texas started and Texas ended the Saban Bama Dynasty
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/1/25 at 8:21 pm to DamageInc
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There is no fanbase that thinks they’re the main character more than Texas. Sheesh.
The Longhorn mascot, Matthew McConaughey, thinks he is the main character more than Texas thinks they are the main character.
It's a confusing dilemma for both him and the team.
re: Texas started and Texas ended the Saban Bama Dynasty
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/1/25 at 8:17 pm to dawgman34
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Saban was "broken" after losing to Texas
According to the dreams of a dumbass, Texas A&M also broke Saban before Bama went on to win 8 straight games to eventually lose to Georgia during the 2021 season.
So, Texas A&M actually broke Saban and Bama first, before being re-broken by Texas. :lol:
re: Texas started and Texas ended the Saban Bama Dynasty
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/1/25 at 8:12 pm to VYForever
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All you really said was that the Saban dynasty began with rose bowl 09 because colt got hurt. I already said that. I didn’t go into our own wandering the desert story. I’m just glad those lost years are over. You don’t know what sort of pain you are in for because NIL is already here— what Deux ex machina can help a lowly class of people like Bama, without their football players being elite?
Nothing interesting or good is coming out of Bama anymore. Maybe you can get a show and get that Abby Lee Miller Sorority Tok dance money.
Due to Texas fans being short on achievements and long on expectations and generally being obnoxious twats with no redeemable qualities, they don't understand many things properly.
Any victim would have sufficed during the '09 season, Texas was just lucky enough to wander into a meat-grinder and get ground up.
As far as the 2023 season, Bama lost to Texas by 10 points and then won 11 games straight to lose a close one to Michigan by 7 points. Equating the sequence of events to Texas "ending" Saban is a fantasy.
Dreaming up an illogical fantasy, that you know is false, to entangle the gullible and weak-minded says more about you than anyone that would believe what you have stated.
Horns Down!
re: Texas started and Texas ended the Saban Bama Dynasty
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/1/25 at 7:57 pm to VYForever
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Right…you prolonged and expounded on half the points I made…
Good job
No, I presented reality, not a fantasy realm dream that you offered. I refuted your points, provided the necessary corrections, and have given you wisdom and enlightenment that you were unable to obtain on your own.
re: Texas started and Texas ended the Saban Bama Dynasty
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/1/25 at 7:52 pm to VYForever
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Being beat by Texas, hockey-sticked back to prominence and upper echelon via NIL $, absolutely scared and eventually broke Saban’s will and desire to compete in this era. Arguing otherwise isn’t even happening anymore. Just so happened it was Texas that broke the old man. Kismet as the hippies say.
Let's rewind and check the tape. When Saban ordered the non-existent, phantom injury on Colt's Shoulder, it sent Texas into a whirlwind of hurt and pain that lasted over a decade.
Mack Brown lost his muddled mind after that game because he didn't understand how a football team could run the ball. He literally didn't know running the ball was allowed.
He therefore "tried" to change the whole philosophy of Texas and its high school playbook into a running team that could enforce their will on people like Daddy Saban had done to him.
It didn't work. Mack Brown was broken and Texas was broken and they were no better than Tulane for many years.
All of that started precisely as soon as the Bama/Texas NC game was concluded.
re: Should Bama remain in AP Top 10?
Posted by BamaLamaTide on 9/1/25 at 5:55 pm to STATEofMIND
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Absolutely not
Well, I guess we can all agree that Notre Dame should also fall out of the Top 10 then, right? Of course, they won't.
Never-mind that they are the ultimate paper tiger every single year, year after year after year, they will get the benefit of the doubt.
They will fall, at the most, two spots. No way in hell they drop out of the Top 10. Bama shouldn't either. It's all Bama bias, like the kind shown in this chat room, that will lead to Bama dropping out of the Top 10.
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