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Waiting on Brian Kelly tonight at my restaurant

Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:24 pm
Posted by PappyGarcia
Member since Oct 2024
551 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:24 pm
Should be interesting.
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6556 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:25 pm to
Give him the wrong dressing on his salad and let us know how he reacts. You can learn a lot about someone from how they treat food service pros
Posted by Carter
Member since Nov 2003
3333 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:28 pm to
You better treat him like fam-uh-lee
Posted by 6columns
Member since Jun 2024
1929 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:29 pm to
He's Irish, so just feed him potatoes only.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9128 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:29 pm to
Don't let him grind on you. He's just trying to make you feel better about the 5% tip.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72539 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:35 pm to
Let him know there will be a 30 minute delay in his order because the cook got suspended for fighting last night.
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
5627 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:42 pm to
Will be disappointed if we don't get any stories
Posted by ukraine_rebel
North Mississippi
Member since Oct 2012
3608 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

just feed him potatoes only.


Tell him you can mash them, boil them, or stick them in a stew!
Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
16422 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 5:43 pm to
Don’t stand on any towers.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10096 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 6:44 pm to
Put a lid on his drink and get the silverware off the table.
Posted by B_dub
Member since Apr 2022
907 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 6:47 pm to
Judging by his openers, I bet he sucks at ordering appetizers.
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21155 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
5813 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:06 pm to
I wouldn't think Kelly would be at McDonalds the night before a game.
Posted by LSUBALLER
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2013
20321 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:20 pm to
So Arbys are the Best restaurants South Carolina . Who would had known.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
17358 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:29 pm to
Is he wearing his platform shoes?
Posted by Jimmyboy
Member since May 2025
1688 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:31 pm to
The last supper
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34053 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:31 pm to
I would spit in that sickly little midgets drink and then tell him after he paid.
Posted by Roll on Tigers
Across the Border
Member since Jul 2013
4670 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

would spit in that sickly little midgets drink and then tell him after he paid.


Well yeah, I’m sure you would because you’re a shitty person in real life.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15140 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:41 pm to
Shut up fatass
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39808 posts
Posted on 8/29/25 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

I would spit in that sickly little midgets drink and then tell him after he paid.


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