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frick this heat and the swamp arse that goes with it!!

Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:58 am
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
We suck at football
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:58 am
1 degree higher and I swear I'll spontaneous combust.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 12:32 pm to
Global warming has run amok. I prefer global warming when it makes it cold, but that's just me.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 12:49 pm to
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by Jrv2damac
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 5:00 pm to
Good, die.

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 5:05 pm to
Is this what they're teaching in Anger Management class?
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS (mountain time)
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 5:07 pm to
frick if i know

I’m not in that shite
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
We suck at football
Member since Dec 2022
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 6:09 pm to
Your AA isn't working either so have a another drink
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:03 pm to
I hate the summer months. Back in the day it started getting cool here the first part of September now its later September or mid October. I'm ready for hoody weather again.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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Posted on 7/20/25 at 4:02 am to
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I’m not in that shite


Must be nice to be a judge

Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
358 posts
Posted on 7/23/25 at 5:27 am to
Swampass is the result of taking a shite before sweating. Unless you take a shower after taking a shite , you gonna be in for a bad time. Take your shits in the morning before you shower or after work.
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Posted on 7/23/25 at 7:19 am to
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Good, die.


Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 2:56 am to
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now its later September or mid October




You lucky bastard lol


We down here in muggy Louisiana can only wish it gets somewhat cold/cool by December. But we only have cold snaps for a few days at a time and then it goes back to being warm for about a week. We never have consistent cold weather and it’s always 75 freaking degrees on Christmas
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:27 am to
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swamp arse

Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:49 am to

quote:

Swampass is the result of taking a shite before sweating. Unless you take a shower after taking a shite , you gonna be in for a bad time. Take your shits in the morning before you shower or after work.

Is this legit advice about life in the South?

Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 11:01 am to

Jus saying better wiping might help.

Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Is this legit advice about life in the South?

Do you want swamp arse or no?
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 5:34 pm to
No?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 7:35 pm to
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swamp arse


What about swamp foot?

Or swamp foot in your arse?
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Member since Jun 2023
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Posted on 8/3/25 at 9:39 pm to
quote:



Is this legit advice about life in the South?




To quote the sage words of the late Redd Foxx:

“You gotta’ wash your A$$

Not your WHOLE a$$…

…just your a$$ HOLE
!!”



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