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Inaugural SECRant Biggest Pussy Tournament
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:12 am
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:12 am
Since board tournaments are all the rage this time of year I thought I would introduce a new one. Hopefully this is found to be a fun and exciting tournament where we identify the biggest pussy in the Southeastern United States and it can become a yearly event.
The rules are simple. Nominate your picks from the two Texas schools who you think qualifies as the biggest pussy on this board. No other schools are eligible, with the possible exception of Tennessee (I will entertain arguments there). If we get enough entrants I'll do the brackets and make it official. Otherwise the award will be given to the one who I feel is the biggest pussy in the Southeast. In the event of a tie, they will all be recognized.
Let's have some fun with this one, y'all.
The rules are simple. Nominate your picks from the two Texas schools who you think qualifies as the biggest pussy on this board. No other schools are eligible, with the possible exception of Tennessee (I will entertain arguments there). If we get enough entrants I'll do the brackets and make it official. Otherwise the award will be given to the one who I feel is the biggest pussy in the Southeast. In the event of a tie, they will all be recognized.
Let's have some fun with this one, y'all.
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:14 am to AlterEd
SidewalkTiger
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:15 am to AlterEd
Sausage and Shingo have pre-bedtime convos on mommy’s cordless phone about any dstone12 thread.
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This post was edited on 7/19/25 at 10:16 am
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:17 am to TideSaint
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SidewalkTiger
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It's true, I am what I eat.
Also, Bama fans can't read.
Shocking.
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The rules are simple. Nominate your picks from the two Texas schools who you think qualifies as the biggest pussy on this board. No other schools are eligible, with the possible exception of Tennessee (I will entertain arguments there).
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:19 am to SidewalkTiger
Yeah, I was going to correct him. Unfortunately LSU fans aren't in the running for this prestigious award. Maybe we should do a tournament for most illiterate posters and draw our contestants from Alabama and Ole Miss. 
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:22 am to AlterEd
That charliethehun dude that is a horn but sports the Vandy decal for some reason. That seems like a pussy move
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:22 am to SidewalkTiger
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Also, Bama fans can't read.
Only read the thread title.
Still going with the same answer regardless of the post's content.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:25 am to TideSaint
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Only read the thread title.
Still going with the same answer regardless of the post's content.
So that's what your going to do?
Sorry, my phone autocorrected.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:25 am to AlterEd
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:27 am to dstone12
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Sausage and Shingo have pre-bedtime convos on mommy’s cordless phone about any dstone12 thread.
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:27 am to AlterEd
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Maybe we should do a tournament for most illiterate posters and draw our contestants from Alabama and Ole Miss.
You are more than welcome to bring your pork-breathing, swine-swelling head to any thread, on any subject, you see my Handle junior.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:30 am to AlterEd
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Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:33 am to bamameister
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You are more than welcome to bring your pork-breathing, swine-swelling head to any thread, on any subject, you see my Handle junior.
What for? Ma'am, I don't know who you are and don't care who you are. This isn't the most illiterate poster tournament, so unless you're nominating a Texas pussy, I don't see what business you have in this thread.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:33 am to Jrv2damac
Is Pecos the new alter for Monsusta or whatever his banned arse name was?
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:40 am to AlterEd
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This isn't the most illiterate poster tournament, so unless you're nominating a Texas pussy, I don't see what business you have in this thread.
You brought it up, bacon boy. Anytime.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:46 am to bamameister
Bacon boy? Man, I love some bacon. Also, someone needs to get me to the burn unit apparently.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:46 am to Scoper
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Texag7
Posted on 7/19/25 at 10:59 am to TigerLunatik
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Texag7
A true Legend for his ability to post a one sentence or at times even a one word response and have Louisiana State fans crying with lamentations and menstruations
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:30 am to TideSaint
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Uneducated SideTaint struggling to read again.
Posted on 7/19/25 at 11:34 am to Scoper
Does he even post over here anymore? I always see him on the Politics Board.
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