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Where are you guys from?
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:49 pm
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:49 pm
New poster here!
Some of y'all are welcoming, and some seem like they just walked outside of a trailer park.
For me: Ramstein, Germany (U.S. national). Father, U.S., Mother, U.S. (14 years).
Fort Benning, GA (4 years).
Hanover, NH (2 years)
Boston, MA (3 years)
Some of y'all are welcoming, and some seem like they just walked outside of a trailer park.
For me: Ramstein, Germany (U.S. national). Father, U.S., Mother, U.S. (14 years).
Fort Benning, GA (4 years).
Hanover, NH (2 years)
Boston, MA (3 years)
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Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:57 pm to Eagle_Auburn
Wendy’s
Posted on 5/9/25 at 7:59 pm to nicholastiger
Probably accurate.
And probably in Louisianna.
And probably in Louisianna.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:00 pm to Eagle_Auburn
Harry Rex doesn’t tolerate anyone stealing valor on here.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:01 pm to Eagle_Auburn
You writing for the school paper?
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:02 pm to Eagle_Auburn
Sonic...
Alma
Alma
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:04 pm to Eagle_Auburn
I’m originally from Virginia, that was my mother’s name.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:08 pm to Eagle_Auburn
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really.
At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it.
Where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really.
At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:11 pm to Eagle_Auburn
AI?
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:14 pm to Eagle_Auburn
Your mom’s house
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:14 pm to Eagle_Auburn
MarkSearsFamClub is back
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:17 pm to hogcard1964
Dairy Queen,
Rheinland.
Keiserslautern.
Bavaria.
Meet me.
Why are you guys so aggressive?
Rheinland.
Keiserslautern.
Bavaria.
Meet me.
Why are you guys so aggressive?
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:21 pm to JohnnyRebel
I would have stopped at 12.
You, and your, daddy are on the "same page".
You, and your, daddy are on the "same page".
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:24 pm to Eagle_Auburn
Lexington KY born and raised
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:29 pm to Eagle_Auburn
quote:
New poster here!
You’ve already reached your max amount of threads started in one day. Next one results in a 90 day ban.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:32 pm to dukeg7213
We're from North California and South Alabam', and little towns all around this land.
Posted on 5/9/25 at 8:32 pm to Eagle_Auburn
FED
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