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So, I'm in line at the doctor's office...
Posted on 4/9/25 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 4/9/25 at 2:09 pm
And it was a long arse line and a long wait. So, as people do, the two guys in front of me start talking. They share a couple stories then this 70 year old white man says to a black man probably 45 or 50 and with a straight face says "are you married?"
Black guy: yes, my wife is sitting right there.
Old white guy: be careful she doesn't get you for domestic assault.
Black guy: what do you mean?
Old white guy: with that beard you can really scratch up her crotch.
I swear on everything holy, that's exactly how it happened.
Black guy: yes, my wife is sitting right there.
Old white guy: be careful she doesn't get you for domestic assault.
Black guy: what do you mean?
Old white guy: with that beard you can really scratch up her crotch.
I swear on everything holy, that's exactly how it happened.
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Posted on 4/9/25 at 2:13 pm to TigerLunatik
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I swear on everything holy, that's exactly how it happened.
Humm, if you were in Alabama you probably just met my nephew "Willie". Was he wearing a pair of oily coveralls?
Posted on 4/9/25 at 2:51 pm to Cheese Grits
I honestly don't think we caught his name. He said this shite in front of other women too. Said he was a medic in the army. Guess he figures he can say whatever the hell he wants.
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:46 pm to TigerLunatik
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Guess he figures he can say whatever the hell he wants.
Welcome to old age!
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:01 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:18 pm to TigerLunatik
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So, I'm in line at the doctor's office...
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:51 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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1BIGTigerFan
Posted on 4/9/25 at 6:11 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
When did they stop grabbing your balls and make you cough?
I just remembered this from physicals, but was trying to remember when they stopped. 1980's or 1990's maybe?
Maybe when you hit 40 it was all about peeing in the cup and your PSA's?
I just remembered this from physicals, but was trying to remember when they stopped. 1980's or 1990's maybe?
Maybe when you hit 40 it was all about peeing in the cup and your PSA's?
Posted on 4/9/25 at 8:03 pm to Cheese Grits
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When did they stop grabbing your balls and make you cough?
Approximately just a few decades before they start shoving their finger up your poop-chute on the regular…
Posted on 4/9/25 at 8:30 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
You got the whole hand in there, doc?
Posted on 4/9/25 at 9:15 pm to TigerLunatik
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You got the whole hand in there, doc?
Posted on 4/10/25 at 6:34 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 4/10/25 at 7:45 am to TigerLunatik
Are you wearing your Super Bowl ring?
Posted on 4/10/25 at 7:58 am to Armymann50
I'm going to start doing that when I meet chicks.
Posted on 4/10/25 at 8:03 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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doing that when I meet chicks
it really inpresses them
Posted on 4/10/25 at 1:00 pm to TigerLunatik
Wait, was the supposed to be a racial jab? Or was his beard really long/crazy looking?
Posted on 4/10/25 at 1:46 pm to teamjackson
Not a racial jab at all. The guy had some scruff. I guess the old white guy thought he'd made new friends. I hadn't joined in the conversation, but when he said that I just went "wowwwww." The lady in front of me looked at me in complete shock.
Posted on 4/10/25 at 2:57 pm to TigerLunatik
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The lady in front of me looked at me in complete shock.
Did she look a bit like this?
Posted on 4/10/25 at 3:05 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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it was a long arse line
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Posted on 4/10/25 at 3:20 pm to Cheese Grits
She looked more like this ...
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