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We Haven't Even Tried Yet And We're Still Owning This Tournament

Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:14 pm
Some Of You Just Dont Get It Yet But You Will. Auburn Is An Everything School But The King Of It All Is Bruce Mother Fu cking Pearl And He's About To Release The Hounds In The ATL



And Then Hes Going To Come And Frick Your Wife Because He Can



Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
15317 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:15 pm to
Strong first post.

Welcome fellow SEC athletics enthusiast.
Posted by TriStateAreaFootball
Member since Dec 2024
887 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:16 pm to
First downvote.



also, Auburn has lost to Sam Pittman twice.
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:16 pm to
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Strong first post.

Welcome fellow SEC athletics enthusiast.


Auburn Isnt Here To F uck Around With The Rest Of You. Auburn Is Here To Plant Its Flag And Make You All Listen.
Posted by Knowshon5Dolla
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2021
1725 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:17 pm to
Your "everything" school hasn't won more than six games in a season the past five football seasons. Maybe focus a little harder on the biggest revenue sport in college sports.
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 5:20 pm
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
12021 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:18 pm to
Your first post is a soft porn homo erotic photoshop of a shirtless older man. Followed by a gif of a bald man resembling Marcellus Wallace cheering on a rape scene.

That's strong out of the gate. But this is a no judgment zone
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:18 pm to
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First downvote.



also, Auburn has lost to Sam Pittman twice.



That Wont Last Much Longer But We Arent Here To Talk About That
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
69950 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:18 pm to
Guess Mark Sears Fan Club has been replaced
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:19 pm to
quote:

Your "everything" school hasn't won more than six games in a season the past five years. Maybe focus a little harder on the biggest revenue sport in college football.



You Were Losing To Gonzaga By Four Touchdowns Before They Even Got To A Media Timeout. But At Least You Didnt Run A Car Through Mark Fews Living Room In Retaliation I Guess
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4624 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:21 pm to
“Four touchdowns”

So STUPID.
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:22 pm to
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“Four touchdowns”

So STUPID.


Four Touchdowns As In The Score Was 28-3 Which I Guess Georgia Fans Are Familiar With Already So It Worked Out For Their Loser Asses
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48591 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:23 pm to
Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word In Your Post?
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:24 pm to
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Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word In Your Post?


To Prove All Auburn Mens Superiority To The Rest Of You Redneck Trailer Scum
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
48591 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:25 pm to
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To Prove All Auburn Mens Superiority To The Rest Of You Redneck Trailer Scum

By demonstrating an inability to use correct sentence case?
Posted by Knowshon5Dolla
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2021
1725 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:26 pm to
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You Were Losing To Gonzaga By Four Touchdowns Before They Even Got To A Media Timeout. But At Least You Didnt Run A Car Through Mark Fews Living Room In Retaliation I Guess


Capitalizing every word in a run-on sentence is a sign of mental distress. Seek help.
To your point, Georgia fell flat in our first NCAA tournament appearance in a decade, which is why I'm not running around claiming Georgia is an "everything" school. And, breaking news, neither is Auburn.
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:26 pm to
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By demonstrating an inability to use correct sentence case?


You Couldnt Pass A 7th Grade Reading Course In Russell County
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:27 pm to
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To your point, Georgia fell flat in our first NCAA tournament appearance in a decade


What An Embarrassing Statement Of Fact
Posted by Knowshon5Dolla
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2021
1725 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:34 pm to
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What An Embarrassing Statement Of Fact


Another embarrassment is Auburn's football program as well as your failure to understand capitalizing every word is disturbing and not a display of manliness.
Posted by Bruces Big Pearls
The Plains
Member since Mar 2025
19 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:35 pm to
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Another embarrassment is Auburn's football program as well as your failure to understand capitalizing every word is disturbing and not a display of manliness.


Georgia Fans Talking About Football In The Middle Of March Madness Because It's All They Have

A Tradition Unlike Any Other
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
3991 posts
Posted on 3/24/25 at 5:36 pm to
This picture the crown jewel from your wank bank?
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