It's Jawja Hate Week Baws

Good morning all you troglodytes, Neanderthals, corncobs, and all y'all knock kneed uncle suckers living in your parent's trailer,



Next Saturdays the eyes of a watchful nation all are drawn to Jacksonville, where the Fighting Florida Gators take on the Georgia Bulldogs.



Now a simpleton might see this matchup and jump to conclusions like a drunk sorority girl (lord have mercy if you've ever been through that, I feel your pain baws). But it ain't that damn simple!



Since the bye week, the Florida Gators have turned the program and righted the ship. Are they perfect? Hell no. But DJ Lagway will EAT on that whack arse Jawja defense like he's a hungry single mom in a Montgomery trailer park. The running game is back, and recall what Kentucky did to Jawja a few weeks back. And the last win by Florida? Kentucky. Trevor ETN is going to wish he was back in the Sunshine State after he gets blocked up like your ganddaddy's colon post Golden Corral binge.




I'm not saying its guaranteed, but Florida might shock the nation. Kirby has lost control of the locker room.



What I'm trying to say is: Suck it Georgia. Y'all can kiss both sides of my arse.